What is it like to be dead?

Charming Owl@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – -9 points –

I am wondering what it is like to be a ghost or to experience reality without a physical body like the people who have died or live in haunted houses. Some people describe it as relaxing and other people say it's scary or unfulfilling if they did not accomplish things they wanted. If you guys have ever died or are currently dead, what is your experience?

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I'm currently suffering in a state of half constipation, half diarrhea. I imagine it's something like that.

How does that even work? Can't you make them fight each other to cure yourself?

That sounds very unpleasant, but I think due to rigor mortis and the gas that a corpse produces some ghosts may feel bloated or stiff if they are still connected to their old bodies. It probably feels like constipation all over their body.

Some say it feels like a constipated monkey between a rock and hard place.

That seems surreal because bananas have so much fiber. I guess the experience is just beyond what we would expect.