Fruit Loops!
The Proud Boys have an initiation ritual where new members are beaten by the group until they can recite the names of five different breakfast cereals.
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The Proud Boys have an initiation ritual where new members are beaten by the group until they can recite the names of five different breakfast cereals.
Yeah and everyone who ever ate it was like "oh god, no" and immediately came out with a better cereal.
Like corn flakes. Itty bitty tortilla chips make a better cereal than fucking grape nuts.
You can go fuck yourself because they are great on their own or mixed in yogurt.
Lol I actually do like them with honey. Oh and honey bunches of oats is just corn flakes with granola, that's good too.
Corn flakes were famously invented to discourage fucking one's self.
Found the spy!
Quick, somebody shoot 'em!
Corn Flakes were invented independently by one of weirdest people ever.
"Weird" feels like such a mild way to describe John Harvey Kellogg.
Corn Flakes were invented to intentionally be so soul-crushingly bland it would destroy your urge to masturbate.