Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay?

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As a kid I was told if you eat scrambled eggs for dinner you are gay. It affected me longer than I care to admit.

Remember to stay away from goat cheese too, it will give you saggy balls! I have this on good authority from a kid back in first grade and have since had a restrained relationship with goat cheese.

What possibly was the logic here?

In the 90s, "gay" had become a catch-all term for "thing I think is stupid". I've heard LGBTQ people intentionally unironically use the term in this manner.

You know sometimes when I eat eggs after noon I start to wonder....