When will America stop worshipping the Christian god in favor of legit worshipping companies?

sociablefish@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 71 points –

This question is a joke. Also, the mods should add a joke tag to allow dumb answers.

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I’m going to go pray to my wallet now for your heathen soul. May the Almighty Dollar bless you and not send you to Debt.

not send you to Debt.

What would be the Christian version of filing for bankruptcy? Are we getting rid of dischargeable debt?