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I'd like to imagine your manager went over to the pretzel place and tossed a bottle of everclear into the deep-fryer to start a fire, instead of just pulling the alarm.

This just reminds me of something out of Better Call Saul for some reason.

Slippin' Jimmy slipping on wet floors and booze bottles just fell into the fryer!

I can see Jimmy doing this, and putting on some giant grimace for emphasis just as he pulls the lever down.

Or I could see mike doing this casually as fuck just as he walks by the alarm as if it’s nothing.