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Yeah, but in the case of a emergency that requires me to be outside quickly, I won't be the naked weirdo of the neighborhood.

I can honestly say I've had one of these emergencies once while naked, sister in law was being followed at like 1 or 2am and headed to our place as it was closer than hers, she called my wife when she was close to let her in. The way my wife woke me I knew something was happening and I fucking pulled clothes outa thin air and was dressed before she even finished telling me