What is the worst ever pickup line that you actually used IRL?

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In a man vie theater: STFU to a girl a row behind me. It worked.

I don't get it. He told her to STFU? And she liked it and was "picked up"?

Sorry, lots of typos in previous message.

So yes, I was in a cinema and told a girl to stfu. Next day she saw me in a bar, recognized me and was like: “fuck that, you told me to stfu. It was you.” We dated for a month or so.