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Is the stick representing what I think it is or has the internet just ruined me

It's exactly what you think, but also, this is the internet ruining you.

So what I’m hearing is both is an acceptable answer

It appeared out of nowhere right after a nice big hug. You haven’t been ruined by the internet, you’ve just learned the lessons puberty has to teach.