Looking for something in particular but can't find it

I'm looking for "Everybody has an Andy Dick Story" ... but I can't find it anywhere on Usenet or as a torrent.

This is the first time I've been unable to find anything in the vast open seas and I'm stymied. Can anyone recommend where I can search for something like this? It's pretty obscure at this point, but I've always been able to track something down in the past.