but I'm not smart either. I cast forced feminization!! Haha! I've inverted your Rule and bestowed you with all seeing orbs!

jackiemeaiii@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 244 points –
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Oh these? My orbies? My massive fucking prognosticators? My super stuffed up scryers? My honker donker divination doinkies? My fucking future-stretching butterly-wing-flapping, probability-welling hex mounds?? Do you mean these super-augured goddamn mother-fortuned ORBS????

Oh crap! I'm going to become an egg!

Be careful. If you break, nothing, not even horses or men, will be able to put the shell back together. If that happens, we'll have to raise yet another chick here. Fem-farming's tough work ya know!