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So the pee isn't stored in the balls, but the microplastics are

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You can't keep this up, you crazy bastard! Think of the children!

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When you're done with the microwave and took your food out early to avoid the alarm, clear the fucking time that's remaining.

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Little-known fact: A 1024-wide en passant is properly called a kibienpassant.

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Just wait until OP learns about cross product of matrices.

Also, holding the gun that far out in this situation could end badly if the assailant manages to grab it.

Tembah, his arms open

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I will never forgive him for cheating and looking at his opponent's pieces that one time

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Gayest. Generation. Ever.

bloody handler innit

Holy hell

Ah yes, the great filter

Is this loss?

Ecosia. These days it's better than Google.

Same, I thought that was the joke at first

Fucking based

Ok, so, what has been working for me is keep the dishwasher open and racks out. Then, as I use a dish, rinse it and put it in the dishwasher. When it gets full, turn it on. The only thing I haven't solved is putting the dishes up when it's done.

Originally, america was secular. Then the 1950s happened.

Biggus Dickus

catradora gang

Biting my nails

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I very much have a favorite touch, as well as a most hated touch.

Agree on the icon colors. The name, however, evokes a sense that it is a LaTeX editor, and as far as I can tell it is not. So while I would have ordinarily liked the name, it seems misleading.

****RAV4

This isn't "jAzZ", it's post punk new wave deep house acid fusion. You've probably never heard of it.

d8=K

Toph is gangster as fuck

e8=K+

Ok so game plan: eat some limes, wait three days, take a shit, profit

But seriously, though, thank you for this story. It will be difficult not to think of this every time I bite my nails now.

No, it exists in the States. I used to be a truck driver, and we used marked fuel in our refrigerator units all the time since those engines are not powering a highway vehicle.

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Good bot

Sometimes you just hafta look at it

Liberals hate this one weird trick

So when I need to use the microwave, I have to first clear your time and then put in mine? It's not just about the clock.

While this is true, an alternative is to name your variables and functions descriptively so that when you see number_of_cats you know that variable is the number of cats, and buyAnotherCat() is a function that increases the number of cats.

Same, but I've only recently started seeing it

Yes, I'm talking about red diesel.

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Yes, they were diesel. I don't think it's as common nowadays as it was when I was driving because I don't see the separate off-highway pumps at truck stops anymore. It was always a common thing at smaller, independent truck stops, and those are all but extinct, it seems.

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