They are going to pull the same trick, that is "our candidate isn't the other guy"

I'm sure that herding behind a senile will give the Democratic Party the incentive to reconsider their corporate-oriented outlook /s

That's a normal looking pinkie /s

Trash a bank if you got real balls

Ok, fellas: the intention of the author is inaccessible, the intention of the work can be interpreted, her public persona is that of a transphobe who always finds new lows to fall to in her brigade. You can still read HP and recognize that she is a shitty person.

If someone were willing to pay for pics of my ballsack and I made a lot more selling those pics than I make teaching in high school I would still miss my less-paying job

He's a right-wing billionaire, hating everybody but himself comes with the territory.

Hated by two branches out of three

"and as things on the internet go, the passion for the protest has waned and people’s attention has shifted to other things"

Reddit pruned its userbase: informed and competent users don't align with enshittification path.

Is Elin really this dense? People have two eyes and milions of years of evolution behind them.

We tamed massive animals to use them as means of transportation, ffs.

"The platform struggles to attract and keep users": why should I give up my data to an alt-right platform owned by a billionaire?

Individualizing structural problems is rich people's favorite move

Do you remember when the US Army asked "how has serving impacted you?" on Twitter and the most common answers were PTSD, harassment, rape? Maybe that's why.

The previous Italian government appointed Cingolani, someone with strong ties to ENI (an infamous Italian multinational energy company with a history of oil leaks and bribes) to the the so-called "ecological transition".

The current Italian government has cut the subsidies for public transportation and has announced public funding for a renewal of privately-owned cars.

There is no way out of this. The last CEO will die whispering, "profits are up, though."

90 years ago. Musk is giving a platform to Nazi and endorsing them right now.

Google Search has been sucking for quite a long time.

"site:old.reddit.com" was just a temporary fix

WhatsApp was there first and it was useful in countries where you paid for each individual SMS.

My pronouns are 2nd Amendment/them

Workplaces too.

I cannot even charge my phone at work under Italian law (I'm a public employee and it would count as malversation).

He says the offensive stuff that's been repressed for 60 years on the political stage. Trump could use the N-word with a hard R and his polls would go up.

Why bother having competent and informed users when you can have people who just want to wolf down whatever is on their frontpage? /s

3rd-party devs recognized that paying for API access is reasonable, but they rightfully objected to the pricing.

The Internet is moving towards a subscription-based model, mimicking the one it opposed at the beginning. Or to put it more succinctly: app subscription are the new bills.

"I'm going to pay 44 billions for Twitter"

"Ok, deal"

"Syke"

*Twitter legal team's music starts playing

I would hit it really hard with a sledgehammer. It worked for Mr Burns' father

That's the same problem that workers in Victorian factories faced. We can call them "scabs", but they're people who aren't conscious about their role in an economic scenario or they simply side with the employer out of habit, conditioning or alleged self-interest.

You see, your issue is that you are using your brain instead of asking for brutal retribution

In the country where kids have to pledge allegiance to "one Nation under God" in school?

I'm a high-school teacher in Italy, if I wanted to work a second I would have to ask my principal for permission (and there are lota of jobs that are forbidden, anyway). If I wanted to work more at my high-school job, those activities would be paid next year, if I'm lucky.

Vaccines just vibing their way into your body

Why doesn't English fix its spelling?"

What the shit? Are they going to bring back "an eye for an eye" next?

Despite his relatively old age, [Cincinnatus] worked his own small farm until an invasion prompted his fellow citizens to call for his leadership. He came from his plough to assume complete control over the state but, upon achieving a swift victory in only 16 days, relinquished his power and its perquisites and returned to his farm.

He never was. He's just a Pope John Paul II who hasn't had a photoshoot with a brutal dictator yet.

As a rule of thumb... no.

Abe Lincoln would have wrecked them

München isn't cheap, but it's cheaper than San Francisco

Because they do politics out of spite.

When U.S. Navy Commander Jeremiah Denton was forced to appear at a televised press conference, he repeatedly blinked the word "T-O-R-T-U-R-E" with Morse code