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PayPal has been doing this shit for decades. Y'all remember when if you were involved in a payment dispute they'd put a hold on your entire linked back account? Or when you contacted customer support they told your to wait # amount of days before filing a complaint? And then when you did they told you to contact the seller because lol fuck you? It's almost like the CEO was a raging asshole or something.

So many things...

I didn't understand how lie detectors were supposed to work so I thought you could hook someone up and ask something like "does god exist" and you'd be able to get answers to all of life's big mysteries.

I thought there was a left and right sock

I thought wolverines were mythical creatures

I thought if I tried hard enough I could somehow become older than my older brother like it was just a title or something

Thanks to DARE any time I saw a skittle with the S missing I thought it was drugs even in a newly opened package

I could go on..

This reminded me of something. If you ordered diapers from Amazon between 2019-2021 and you lived in the Boston area South of the Charles down to Scituate and the sort labels were placed directly over the baby's face... That was me. I was amusing myself.

Really sick of my taxes going to these dumb hick states. Texans want to be independent? Ok cool then cut off all federal funding for a year and let's see how that goes for them. Oh yeah how's that independent power grid working out? Oh it killed a bunch of people then you made no changes at all? Clearly the answer is to stop teaching about climate change. Fucking idiots.

Contempt of court is a crime. Also I like how you lumped the judicial and executive branches into "political figures" like there isn't a constitutional difference.

"The video record of these events is provided herein and is demonstrably worse than any attempt to describe the conduct."

Holy shit lol

He said $12k per month for rent. Not per year.

There's a twitch stream where AI Biden and AI Trump debate endlessly and it's fucking great. Watching Biden call Trump a cuck made my entire year.

You think first degree murder would be a better financial decision than manslaughter?

Agreed with your second sentence. Though I think the state should step in to help the kids in either instance. If they're convicted and are in prison it's trying to get blood from a stone at that point.

This is Texas though. This isn't about helping anyone it's just grandstanding for votes.

There are documentaries showing Chinese prisoners being forced to peel garlic to the point they lose fingernails. The US levied heavy tariffs due to the dumping (fine with slave labor though I guess), then the Chinese used other countries as a middle man to get around them. I doubt it's a national security risk, but it's absolutely fucked up.

Don't buy peeled garlic.

Call it "Person woman man camera TV" and have those as the things he draws on the walls.

I hope you're about 25 because this is basically how I found out lol

You have multiple bosses that make 5 times your salary? The fuck do you do for work?

Ok who gave their Grandpa a Lemmy account?

There's also the small little detail about him being responsible, either directly or indirectly, for the deaths of 3-4 million people.

So.. they still didn't get the wheelchair?

Also jail time for everyone involved, a guarantee on accommodations going forward or they lose their license to fly in the US, and a video of the CEO dragging their own ass out of a plane shown live on TV.

Hahahahaha he looks like a toddler who poopied his diapers

Everyone talking about how wholesome and relatable this is and you're over here with a stick of deodorant making choices.

https://www.twitch.tv/trumporbiden2024

oh my god it's so much better than I remembered lol

I'd feel bad for the virus

The change doesn't outlaw tips. So now they're getting better base pay, plus tips, and the owner is still paying the absolute minimum instead of slave wages. If ANY company can't afford minimum wage they shouldn't be in business. And honestly fuck you for being more concerned about the business than actual people.

Lol

What the fuck? TIL it's racist to think people shouldn't bring guns to the park.

Hey look it's the same logic idiots use.

Oh sorry I forgot only a subset of the people that own a thing made to kill other people actually kill other people. Good point go ahead and bring those guns hidden in your pants to a kids park or whatever. I feel so much safer now.

So draconian that I don't want someone to bring a gun to a public playground or the fucking zoo.

no shooting by a CCW holder has ever occurred at an existing protected location

Oh wow maybe the ban works? Noooo it's definitely because you scared idiots carrying weapons around all day are just SO responsible.

Hey you know who's 100% responsible for all gun violence? PEOPLE WITH GUNS.