15liam20

@15liam20@lemmy.world
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Joined 1 years ago

Should definitely be banned for not using an apostrophe

Given that original sin is attributed to women, shouldn't the whole book be written on green paper?

A kite without a string is litter.

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"Don't be evil."

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I don't know how it's possible to feel more protected when you're entirely made out of spikes, but OK.

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No, plafform 1 - π

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That's not cool, Butters. You don't shoot someone in the dick.

"It is a pathetic, dog-like face, the face of a man suffering under intolerable wrongs. In a rather more manly way it reproduces the expression of innumerable pictures of Christ crucified, and there is little doubt that that is how Hitler sees himself. The initial, personal cause of his grievance against the universe can only be guessed at; but at any rate the grievance is here. He is the martyr, the victim, Prometheus chained to the rock, the self-sacrificing hero who fights single-handed against impossible odds. If he were killing a mouse he would know how to make it seem like a dragon. "

  • George Orwell's review of Mein Kampf. Gave it two stars.

Take their guns away and give them acorns.

New band name! Callled it.

And what a lot of people fail to realise is that Lemmy had been going for much longer than that. The point at which it really took off was when The Rock did some wrestling with another wrestler in a wrestling ring. In 1990.

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Every other country in the world manages it but the Americans fuck it up. Like healthcare.

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That's not why he wept, he went for a walk in the desert and realised that he was schizophrenic.

You're right, anyone trying to get to first base with the Fediverse needs to have a serious word with themselves.

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Computer. Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

A pint? That's nearly an arm-full!

Sounds like the sequel to Hot Tub Time Machine.

How can you tell how big they are? Did you look at every one?

Thank you for the great tip. I have turned this on.

Is it that important? I always think of it like it's nothing.

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The fuckers didn't even put the pieces of bread together.

In the bathroom.

Thanks, I hate it.

Imagine that first strand of DNA trying to replicate in the young Earth against all the odds. Successfully changing and growing more complex, gradually improving over billions of years. All that toil and struggle will end with you unless you spaff into a fertile hole.

Give it to us raw and wriggling.

What difference does it make to Pooh? Doesn't he spend his time eating honey and beating off?

What do you mean "like brave"?

The crawler identifies itself as a "robot" which can get past the paywall. When you browse using Chrome the site behaves differently. That's why it's so easy to get past by pasting the link into archive.ph

Venezuela?

Especially all the ones with furries in.

In the future this will be the measure of a social network's active userbase. The Bean Count.

In addition, remember how Sony bought OnLive then shut it down? Fuckers.

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Enroll, Engage and Enrage

I'm going to miss /r/grammar

The guy in the picture has a vision of a tunnel.

Yes, it's pretty strange...

"Aim at the head, shoulders, not the toes, not the toes."

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Sounds heavy on the brown.