as well as adding 50HP

Holy shit, IRL health buffs to mounts

You don't even need to ride the bus and potentially endanger those children. You could even watch a simple 3 minute video from Tom Scott, explaining how people found out it's a bad idea to drain large bodies of water.

Will there be Karaoke? Disco? Singing with a boyband wearing rollerskates?

On my 2nd New Playthrough of Elden Ring. I was a STR/FTH build in my first playthrough, so I decided to use the build opposite to that, DEX/INT. I love the Moonveil and the Dark Moon Greatsword, but the Godslaying Greatsword has a good place in my heart. That, and funny dragon lightning. I'm going back to STR/FTH on NG+.

On a side note, beating Malenia for the 2nd time is satisfying as hell