555

@555@lemmy.world
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Dark blue on black is chaotic evil

That’s because they’re having steamy hot gay sex in California, and people in South Carolina are repressing it.

Define illegal content. Rainbow flags in Russia or the Middle East?

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I think everyone should have to verify they are 18 to go to church.

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Okay… so I don’t like the Republicans at all. But what I dislike even more is the media trying to brainwash me with misleading headlines.

Yea, Greg Steube is a Republican. A SINGLE Republican. Not “the republicans.”

That would be like saying:

Democrats vote against minimum wage, filibuster reform, and climate change funding.

When in reality it was Krysten Sinema.

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You can tell a corporation is lying when they open their mouths.

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Worldwide, bareback content is the most popular genre of gay porn watched in the United States.

Maybe that’s why I can’t get anyone to wear a condom.

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Nah, just targeting the low hanging fruit in a get rich quick scheme. I’m not crying though.

Everyone is just seeing how far they can go nowadays.

Too late, my office just switched to Linux.

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They never have any male sexbots. 🙄

Where are you, Gigolo Joe?

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I’m gonna put my taxes in “safekeeping” so the government doesn’t blow it all at once on some dumb purchase like the military

I want Chinese competition to lower prices.

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All signs point to yes.

Exposure = They get to keep the data they get.

Data = money

They’ve found a way to make it work I’m sure.

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One of the suspects, the girl’s ex-boyfriend, said he was angry that she had hid being Jewish from him

This is a problem with the parents raising a pile of shit.

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Keep voting Republican and that number will go up.

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lol. They fired all the editors.

I know an older lady who uses these as uppers. I tell her she’s a drug addict, but she disagrees. She just needs energy. I say caffeine. She says it doesn’t work. I say, that’s because you’ve spent the last 30 years abusing prescription medication.

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“The secret playbook” a novel by Ted Cruz.

Teddy loved football, but wasn’t very good at it. He thought he could never help his college football team win the big game. Then one day Coach Thick caught Teddy sniffing used jock straps and introduced him to the rest of the boys. Now that Teddy is the new “tight end” in the locker room, he can finally prove he is the Most Valuable Pussy.

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Yeah but also charge less than $200k for a 3b 2b with a 2 car garage.

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If it doesn’t have that hard drive crunch to remind me it hasn’t locked up than I’m not interested.

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I hear Florida is going to put bottled water and pasteurized milk on the illegal drug list

Give me 5000 nuggets and bacon on muh ice cream.

drives away

It’s the “run” part that did her in.

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Wow he looks like ass. Good. He’s is in a lot of my favorite movies, and it’s hard to watch them anymore. In addition to the victims, I feel sorry for anyone who acted with him. Those great movies will always have his stench on them.

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Oh, well if there were kids I guess the republicans are gonna protect them.

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The best part about the bird flu in humans is that it is not airborne. And human to human transmission is, at the moment, a rare occurrence. So only the people who refuse to take precautions should be impacted.

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I deserve to have my seven tenets displayed.

Life in prison.

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That’s because she doesn’t hang out with child molesters like Trump and bill gates.

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lol this author. Android users are they ones who need to celebrate.

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Ginkgo Godfather.

Las Vegas police have nothing better to do?

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He will need to leave the country. And be an illegal immigrant somewhere, living in relative secrecy.

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I hear Winnie the Pooh is pretty controversial some places.

Hexbears are salivating.

Boeing killed John Barnett