The bitch is crazy, get rid of her asap
The bitch is crazy, get rid of her asap
rm *.c
when I meant rm *.o
Return of the Jedi. Episode 7 is not a sequel but a remake. Episodes 8 and 9 are bullshit.
That’s why there’s an ISO standard for dates and it goes YYYY-MM-DD
"Install Linux" isn’t the answer you’re looking for I assume?
bash is so ubiquitous that I never considered anything else.
Bambi (seriously)
Miele washing machine. Doing my laundry since 2001 and still as good as new.
Replace? MacBook? Er, I‘m afraid I’ve got to tell you something …
Bist du sicher, dass du deutsch sprichst?
French fries with vinegar. Ok, not unusual if you’re British, but delicious even if you aren’t.
Stop getting older. Besides that, not much of a chance I’m afraid.
Let the code explain the „how“, use comments to explain the „why“.
Rich is relative. If everyone is rich, nobody is.
„Bees don’t waste their time explaining flies that honey tastes better than shit.“
The older people are, the more they will appreciate that.
Nothing. Remember that bartender from the original Star Wars?
No, but I’m sure my neighbour does
The year of Linux on desktop
350 lbs is like 175 kg, right? And 5“11 is like 177 cm? Holy moly, that’s not „on the chubbier side“, that’s fucking obese.
More precisely: Anything in The Last Jedi
A church built in the 9th century, still in use today. Underground: Walls from the Roman empire, 2000 years or older. Dig deeper and you’ll find remnants of the stone age. Germany.
Got one. Works great. Whether it’s worth the money is yours to decide. Forget their distro (Tuxedo OS or whatever they call it), it works fine with vanilla Ubuntu and probably any other distro of your choice. Just download the ISO from the usual site and install from scratch.
Fender Telecaster
Yes. How about just trying it out?
Good choice, Nextcloud has all the calendars you’ll ever need. (Same for contacts btw)
German sushi
The supreme of all open source projects would be something like Linux, curl, or SQLite.
You’re right but I don’t think OP was talking about the 1890s
With awesome soon-to-be classics coming out literally every other week, we didn’t have to look up to anything from the past.
Lemmy (yeah I know he wasn’t female but whatever he was fucking cool)
This is older than many reading here … and C was already old when this was written.
You’re right. You should give up driving.
Poor guy can’t listen to Queen because monarchy, can’t listen to AC/DC because he’s got only 110 volts, and can’t listen to ABBA because the spelling is too complicated.
Tell us you’re German without saying you’re German
Where, sadly, „search engine“ essentially means „Bing frontend“ these days …
Yes, except where it doesn’t, which you have to remember, which makes it just another annoyance.
Great suggestion when you are the IT admin, lol
No. Ads are essentially scams.
All of them