8000gnat

don't mentally read in Plankton's voice: challenge level: impossible

one time I ended up getting a job after sending an email that started "dearing hiring manager"

this mf said erarly

grim

lololololol

yeah because I have a real job (retail) not whispering to the lightning through the haunted frame like yall

so the white guy who is facing left in the first panel turns into a red guy who is facing right in the second panel who is talking to a guy who looks more like he used to than he himself does who is also facing the way he used to be facing great comic

pass the unsee juice please

feels ai

The other day I was on one of those cloned threads where all the top starter responses were old copied responses posted by bots with numbers at the ends of their names and no one in the organically new comments even noticed. Just a few minutes ago I followed a link from the vanilla reddit homepage (I refuse to sign in to reddit but I keep going back anyway like a little baby brain) and there was a thread about a pride parade which was disrupted by a pro-Palestinian protest. All the pro-Palestinian comments were downvoted and all the highest voted comments were mocking "leftists." In summary, fuck reddit, and this was the perfect moment for me to read your post.

what

why would you post this about me

can'talonia

just block hexbear dawg it's fine

the O'Brien of loss

if only there was some sort of, say, image of pikachu, that could express my feelings upon reading this

yep, living in San Francisco made me a shoes off indoors guy, for every p you listed*

*except for prions. mmmm, delicious prions

maybe you can't stop thinking about it but I'm built different

the rare self me tooer

why would xe do that? (not sure what Noem's pronouns are)

I won’t be engaging any further.

Ron Howard voice but they did

I never equated all Jews with Israel

Ron Howard voice but they had

brat ass lookin thumbnail

capitalism too, I've been hearing that we're in the "late stage" for a long time now

Oh No Ross and Carrie was my gold standard of podcast... until they ended after 13 years... two days ago.... 🥲

in the quest to fill an outer wilds-shaped hole in my life I have picked up and am currently playing The Witness, Fez, and The Talos Principle. Also I've been slowly working my way through Chips Challenge and The Baba is You since like 2020.

It's more likely than you think

the US, the riding lawn mower of countries

ALL-ONE

Googles can have a little bit of my data, as a treat

hey now James Burke is a treasure

Matt Novak is great, it's a shame to see that he's still on Xitter

the Grayzone

lol

fine i laughed

desert golf and its follow up golf on mars are big hits at my house

correct

it's time to pray

gottem

uniracers

ty