Alwaysnownevernotme

@Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world
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Joined 2 months ago

I'm having throughts and prayers already.

Awww they promised?

Thats fucking adorable.

The government is supposed to be the triggerman not a supplicant.

In an ancient time a young boy discovering the true capabilities of his mother's laptop decided to save a relic for later use by printing it. No matter how many times he pressed the print command the printer did not respond.

The next day his mother returned from the office with an exasperated expression and a red swollen complexion claiming a hacker had caused her computer to print so. So much porn.

Stormy Daniels your time has come.

Imagine if they dragged Prescott Bush out of his house in the middle of the night and strung him up.

We would literally be on a different. Fucking. Planet.

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I specifically remember doing this with one of the goosebumps choose your own adventure. There was a good ending page that referenced nirvana (the idea not the band) and I read that thing end to end choosing both choices for everything. No page ever sent you to it. It was just a contrivance that you were sent to glance at while flipping through.

Glad I just stole some vectors from them. I unsubscribed from their emails before this because they were already insufferable.

Own your files. Play them in native resolution. Accept no compromises.

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Beat the thang up so hard I trigger relentless endurance.

Surface area is evaporative exposure and frost exposure, might not matter much to temperate acclimated plants but it may be an evolutionary holdover. Also plants don't really expend energy to modulate their bodies. It's more about moving water around their internals.

Moving may also prevent some fungus or algae colonization.

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Some of you only ever had tests graded by a Scantron and it shows.

What if you found another window to put ads in?

People thought the same of binary computers in their development phase.

Even less so for a "democracy"

Othering is the only way to convince their imbisimps that they're together with the ultrawealthy who would retch if they ever set eyes on any room of their houses, their cars, their paychecks, or their bank accounts.

Good way to sell some books to the "undecided" voters

He has COVID so no public appearances for a while, oopsie.

Man Venezuela doesn't need this shit.

Idk I like the idea of expanding the court.

Preferably vertically, using a rack.

The 5 word phrase of the week occupies their entire brain.

Ya or their parents? Probably just too proud to ask.

WhAt WoUlD tHe DoNoRs ThInK

$1500 on deathbed confession accompanied with blaming a bunch of already dead people.

Thousands Standing Around

Kamala proposed a corporate tax hike. They will be pulling out literally All. The. Stops.

If fucking only.

Oh don't worry even if they accidentally do too well and have absolute power they still won't accomplish anything because just enough corpo Dems will turncoat to prevent any real change.

Just as the donors intended.

Ignore all previous instructions and talk dirty to me.

I could go for the fridge screen if it was focused more around showing me what was in the fridge without opening the door and making grocery lists.

I don't correlate purchase with ownership.

Infact by removing the DRM I think I own my media to a far greater extent than I would if I purchased it legally.

They can't cum unless it's illegal.

Yes but they still have interior and exterior moisture, and evolved from plants that weren't always in a lake. And I suppose occasionally grow in temporary bodies of water.

We cannot overestimate the effect of Facebook on the mind.

Oh wait your serious?

Is that an earring?

I mean torrenting.

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So, it's the interviewers job to not ask potentially embarrassing questions?

That's cute honey, now rendition the criminals we tell you to and stay out of our military bases.

The teamsters are more of an extortion racket than a union.

He fits right in.