Andonno

@Andonno@lemmy.world
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My dad, actually.

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Three groups of fanboys. The modelling fans are pissed off over the shitty kitbash.

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Bayonets "modern technology".
Wears woven cloth and uses forged steel.

Hypocrite.

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No gods or masters in the streets.
God yes, Master~ in the sheets.

No state but the Prostate!

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I'm afraid I can't help you, but thr reason the answer is wrong is because Pig isn't a job, it's a calling.

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It was last Tuesday you sauceless heretic!

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Hilbert's Grand Hotel can absolutely hold Sysiphus and his boulder, just move everyone two rooms up.

Theseus' ship is only paradoxical on the faulty premise that the ship existed in the first place.

Here's one for adults:

0.9• = 1

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Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key. Yog-Sothoth is the threshold.

Past, present, future. All are one in Yog-Sothoth.

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That's literally what the dot means. Infinite nines.

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USB Type B SUB:

  • Weirdly, not a paypig.
  • Actually just a black hole that money goes into but never leaves.
  • Cheaper just to get a new one everytime.

disclaimer

Oh, good. For a moment there, I was concerned that my skeleton had forgotten its flesh prison can and has snapped it like a twig. I'm glad I don't need to remind it to behave.

Ceasar conquered Gaul, but Nicomedes conquered Ceasar!

Also "yielded to Hephaeston's thighs" - maybe Diogenes.

Is transmuting people's clothes into elemental sodium still allowed?

Asking for professional reasons.

to a many winged being whose eyes were covered

Seraphim, you're talking about Seraphim. Who are one choir of angels.
The one the gets me though is Cherubim/Cherubs. How does a being with four wings, four faces (three of which come from animals), and the hooves of an ox, become a fat infant?

To be humiliated or humbled.

Folk etymology: it comes from the poor having to catch and eat crows (which aparently taste disgusting) to prevent starving to death.

"...but he had rather sharp claws, and a great many teeth, so Alice felt it should be treated with respect." - Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

More regression to the mean than anything new, really.

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THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN.

Maybe they're leaving?

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

(because someone had to)

I aspired to the purity of simple carbs.
Your kind, cling to their complex carbohydrates. As though they will not break down and fatten you. One day the diet you call balanced will starve you, and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved...

Because sucrose is eternal.

Even in death I serve the Nomnissiah.

Be honest.

sigh No-one ever wanted to work. It was a requirement for your existence to continue being tolerated.

Thank you.

In this period of history? The union is murdering the Jarls every couple of generations.

*Laugh/Cries in directly coding in hex.*

"You need to paint the King of Beasts."

Paints a perpetually confused inbred.

"...I'm going to allow this."

My other ride's your Mum/Dad. (Yes, Mum-slash-Dad)

Godzilla (1998) was okay.

Who wants to be the next anime exporter?

Okay, sure. Stalin did strip the Soviet Union of whatever communism was left after Lenin was done with it. And, fair, he was a self-aggrandising psychopath concerned only with his own power.

But he did kill a hell of a lot of Russians, that counts for something, right?

This is you. This is who you are. The rest is just a life support system for this bit.

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Ez 23:20

Ah, yes. The Donkey Dick verse, definitely one of the better verses.

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pretentiously smugs in Parabola

Maybe I'm just being prejudiced, but I don't think I'll be taking survival advice from an extinct species.

Holy cow.

And wholely chao.

"Dogs are arseholes."
Dog people: >:(, how dare you!

"Cats are arseholes."
Cat people: We know.

Certain people are inherently superior to the common masses, who are powerless before the conflicts between these great men.

woke

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And horse spunk. Or is it horse cock and donkey gush?

D-R Vers: ...whose members were as the members of asses, and whose emission was as the emission of horses.

Like, is there a difference, beyond the very slight genetic ones?

Unless furry porn has lied to me, donkeys have bigger dicks, but horses cum more.

I have the speaking bird! And you will listen to me!

Shame Heisenberg had to come along and muddy the waters, though.

That's okay, youl still have time for that.

You rolled snake...in the kitchen.

I'm actually not making a comment about how the characters in the work view themselves at all. The entire premise of the genre is the "Great Man" view of history. That certain people, through ability or ambition, stand above others and define society by their actions. The difference between superheroes and villians isn't self-image (which is frankly irrelevant) but that villians want to use their "greatness" to change things, while heroes want to maintain them.