AngryishHumanoid

@AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world
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Joined 6 months ago

Fuck you Wolfgang Atreides is money. I'd follow that baby into battle.

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Pay the lady whatever she asks and make it sound COMPLETELY like her. Worth it.

Yeah that's not what he said.

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Technically OP is off topic, if one happens to be a pedantic asshole. Which I am.

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Is Natalie Portman single? Follow up: Does Natalie Portman have low standards? I'll have a couple dozen more depending on the search results of this one.

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Also, Leviathan? 100%. And my only problem with Dusti Rose is the "I".

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Overall crime is down nationally. Some specific categories are overall trending upward (car theft, not surprisingly) and crime is always fluctuating in local areas in either direction.

Yeah but "smoot" is WAY more fun to say than most other units of measurements. It's right up there with plancks, bees dicks, and megaFonzies.

I "fold" my socks by putting one sock fully into the other sock (picture wearing 2 socks on 1 foot). This way they are together and they don't get stretched out.

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What does that have to do with this post though? Or were you just waiting to say something about Windows because REASONS!

My sister had a lot of cats. We stopped being clever naming them, they got names like "Orange Short Hair", etc.

Except this one cat that otherwise looked like 2 others, except it had these amazing tufts of hair coming out of its ears, so we named him Ears. Then we found out he was deaf... but we had already named him Ears, so it stuck.

Baba Slaga sounds like a banger. In more ways than one.

Obvious troll is obvious

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It's genius, once all your teeth fall out what are you going to want to eat? Soft serve!

Yeah but that's not what you said. You said the White House said the company wouldn't be financially responsible, Biden said the federal government would provide funding to get the bridge rebuilt as soon as possible, meaning not wait for the company to pay for the damages, which will of course take years (which is the real problem here). You're spinning it in a very different way.

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Bad and illegal are 2 different things.

Don't threaten ME with a good time.

Goth cucumber is modern slang, obvs. That lady is clearly streets ahead.

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Fallen (1998), great movie. Denzel Washington plays a detective hunting a serial killer copy cat but that's just the start. Amazing cast, supernatural storyline, great plot.

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Then you're streets behind, sorry I don't make the rules.

The article flat out says they're being robocalled to politicians.

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Here's the thing tho, if it ACTUALLY met the N95 filtering standard, and looked cool as shit... I'd absolutely buy one.

Oh God please let them drug test him sooner rather than later...

Honestly I'm all for freedom of the press bit there's a lot of nuance here as to whether what he did was legal... He didn't explicitly have permission to access what he accessed so it's definitely a gray area which is exactly what the courts are supposed to decide.

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If you want a couple extra inches in you I believe I can be of service.

Narrowly avoids FUCKING WHAT

Yeah people on the Internet are too quick to anger, so I'm told.

I don't believe you because the end of your sentence wasn't emphatic enough. Period. Mic drop.

The kicker is normally the highest scoring player on the team, they really are weirdly underappreciated.

Its hard coming up with ideas to keep my OnlyFans fresh.

"ex cop...at his bar" Yep, that rings true.

I'm pretty sure he has a lawyer and will have a day in court, which is literally the basic protections of the law. Kanye is a piece of shit, we don't prosecute for that.

I have the $20 Walmart one, no need for flashing anything, it let's you install 3rd party apps out of the box. I googled guides online for recommended apps and it took all of 20 minutes to get my own loader, etc set up with just the apps I want installed.

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25 bah! As an older millennial allow me to say they peaked at Dragonball Z. YOU HEARD ME.

"G'day mate!" "Hey hoosier!"

I guess I'm a rightwing pod caster now.

Yeah that's fair. I sidestepped the google issue by creating a new account not used for anything else but the box but that's not a perfect solution either.

I don't fold them in on themselves, that stretches them slightly and I don't like it, I just put one sock all way down into another sock, like the 1 sock was wearing the other sock!

Heh I didn't even think of it till just now...