AnomalousBit

@AnomalousBit@programming.dev
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Joined 1 years ago

Jeez people, next you’re going to tell me the whole Jesus story is just a fucking rehash of other stories that already existed

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I wish Mozilla had been really clear about their intentions and end goals with this acquisition. On the face of it, it looks terrible. Especially when you look at their jettisoning of Servo.

What the hell are they up to if making a browser engine isn’t a core competency, but buying an ad company is considered a wise move?

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I bet you could stick those electrodes in your butt and probably get a promising signal spike

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Well, when you’ve spent the past 20 years stealing intellectual property and conducting industrial espionage is it really that hard to get to this point?

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Imagine having the ability to reshape the world, to impact thousands upon thousands of lives for the better, to make the Earth a better place than it was before you, to leave a lasting history that people will say your name a hundred years from now and feel inspired that they might be able to do something in a small way that you accomplished across all of humanity. But instead you actively choose to steer your life in the complete opposite direction and be a literal sack of shit named Elon.

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This is the Lemmy Sino-Russian propaganda farm version of a boomer meme. What a fucking joke, I literally laughed

JavaScript is so ass, typescript is just putting ketchup on a rotten banana. Better just to choke it down quickly if you have to eat it, IMO.

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This smells like a job by the Intel PR recovery team. Not to mention the amount of data collected and published by game developers about the 13th and 14th gen failures over the past several weeks. There’s just no fucking way.

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Give this person an honorary degree in Turd Dynamics. Have you considered publishing your findings in the journal Nature?

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You guys aren’t shooting confetti every time you ejaculate? Dang that must suck

That one dude in Argentina is basically doing a government cosplay of Evel Knievel

Never a missed opportunity to grind the poor into the dirt, am I right republicans? Oh, but they’ll lobby for billions (with a fucking B) to give away in government subsidies to AT&T and other broadband providers all the while abolishing Net Neutrality.

If you have any illusion to think republicans are helping you at all, look no further than their jaw dropping history in telecom policy.

Microsoft has more holes than my dad’s underwear lately

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I don’t know about you guys but I would hope to see some rendered frames

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Here go ahead and do us all a favor and change that line of code to:

valid_jurisdictions = [“federal”, “state”, “local”];

Or you know, use a non-proprietary format like CSV and analyze your data in any language you damn well please.

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New urban tactical camo just dropped

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Yo dawg I heard you like translation and compatibility layers with your translation and compatibility layers

Debian Linux installation ISO is only 336 MB, FFS. And that’s a whole operating system with user land!

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Um, no? The 336 megabyte usb installation media contains everything you need to install base Debian. Most people will want a desktop environment and other packages, they can connect to the network to download those additional packages.

Even the how-to says the network is optional.

https://www.debian.org/releases/stable/amd64/ch02s04.en.html#idm368

Sounds like they’re in the fuck around stage right before the find out one

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But Android is open source! Oh, until you actually do any fucking thing with it. Be gone, Google.

Well that’s cool if they want to become an ad company, but last I checked they are known for making a browser. I’m sure they’ll do so much better than Oracle in the ad business. /s

You poor guys must be even more persecuted than Christians imagine themselves to be 😂

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I wish somebody would donate Microsoft to the recycle bin

Would really love to but have yet to see basic phone functionality covered in a way that isn’t a painful compromise. Stock Android is a privacy nightmare, which is why I left it. I had some fun with Cyanogenmod back in the day, maybe there’s another de-googled Android distribution around today but since I last checked I couldn’t find one that runs on modern mainstream hardware without really jumping through some crazy hoops to establish root.

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Sighs in WW2

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I’m gonna rewrite your mom in rust

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Byyyyyye bye Little Sebastian

Crank it up pops, it’s still withstanding!

Damn this hit me right in the 2005

Look at that fine ass pancake of a controller

Funny, they’ll take all the money Russia or China can spend on democracy eroding ads but can’t even be used in those countries without being labeled a terrorist organization. Who the hell with an ounce of moral fiber works for Meta anyways?

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China is the second largest economy in the world, nobody is whining about Ethiopia borrowing ideas to feed people.

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The dude gets new underwear every Christmas, you try to get him to stop rolling around in the briar patch

If you're struggling to read Ruby, you probably aren't going to read any of the other languages on this list. That's the real humor! 😂

Peak comedy is someone believing convicted felon Kim Dotcom is going to treat your data or privacy with an ounce of respect.

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I also would like to know what’s going on with this guy’s space bar