I dunno why, but I've never imagined drowning as being painful before

I've read this sooo many times, but for some reason "gorilla warfare" just fucking gets me every time, lmao

By being blasted out of his mind on ketamine

Yeah, the most recent one for me was creating a password at lemmy.world

Execute everyone.

Yooo, this sounds funny as frickin heck. Anyone knows this?

Including typos, or just misinformation in post title to get correcting comments, "tricking" the algorithm

Yeah, it's supposed to be the worst pain

Can confirm, although at one event I just got a pin. I was in Tromso, Norway and ran 10k at the Midnight Sun Marathon (yup, the marathon itself was at midnight, with a full fucking sun in the sky), and I got a ribbon medal, a smoothie, bottled water and blueberries after passing the finish line. I'm not even fast, I completed the 10k at 58 minutes, lol

My headset, watch, powerbank, Nintendo switch, my TV remote

God damned Derrick was clever

It has a higher pH level than any known acid!!!

Yes, that's such a shame. Thank you for making me aware that we have no such alternatives.

When a pit latches on, the only thing you can do is choke it out. Strangle it until it sleeps. Nothing else will make it let go. It doesn't feel pain, doesn't notice knife stabs or bat beatings or anything at all. Just hope it has a collar you can pull with all your might.

Breath of the Wild for me!

Found Dick Cheney

Thanks, man! Probably my favorite game of all time!

This is my problem as well. My old-ass Samsung TV has Plex, and after Samsung totally fucked up smart view, it's my best alternative. Oh well, maybe I need to invest in a dongle of some sort.

What, tampons?

Fuck, it's a good strategy

Biggest fucking red flag of all

Bots are pretty nice for football updates

Idk, I prefer B3 with Leslie

Show them license, registration, stuff like that to show compliance. Be respectful and say shit like "i respectfully decline to answer that question, sir". If they want to search you or your car, say "I do not consent to a search". They'll probably search anyway, but even if they do find something, it does not hold in court, because the evidence was collected in an illegal manner.

No, I meant the literal phrase "gorilla warfare" in the copypasta gets me every time. You just made an honest wrong assumption, it's no big deal :)

Ty

These are great news!