This must be the most 90s thing I've seen in a decade.
This must be the most 90s thing I've seen in a decade.
Jesus Christ... Whyyy is this guy still running companies? Why does absolutely anyone take him seriously at this point?
Puh-leaaase, I've built a career on procrastinating until the very last minute then burning myself out a day before the deadline by finishing a week's worth of work in 12 hours!😎 It's not a pleasant career, nor am I ok, tho'...
This has officially become slapstick.
FEAST ON THEIR IDEOLOGICAL FLESH!!!
Picard, hands on face
Now, I'm all for a Socialist utopia, but that guy did NOT do it right.
More, please. I like where this is going, would totes sub!
Ssooo... a cable package?
"Quick, fresh bubble, flood the market!"
My initial reaction was to laugh my ass off at the extra drop of crap in the collective cup. Upon a second take however... considering what a horrifying den of depravity ActiBlizz became during the past years, this may turn out to be for the best in the long run...
Let's turn that frown upside down! Instead of saying "Google failed to generate a useful LLM to bolster its search feature," say "Google successfully replicated the output of an average Reddit troll!"
This'll only happen once education is restructured almost entirely. Critical Thinking has not been on the menu for a long time (if ever), and it's not in the interest of the Powers That Be to increase critical thinking in individuals - people who really think tend to ask relevant, but uncomfortable questions.
Conspiracy theories are a side-effect of biased education.
Oh, yeah?! What' your DPS (depressions per semester)?
Agreed, I dumped a lot of hours in that game's grind and it's marginally worth it at best. They seem to have loosened up the payouts lately (been playing on and off for the past year), but the real fun (VTOL jets, railgun tanks, subs, orbital lasers, etc.) is locked behind millions of funbucks, which are immensely difficult to accrue. Plus it's infested with modders and cheaters at this point, so not using mod menus is relatively synonymous to shooting yourself in the foot before running a marathon...
Heeey! It's not, like... JUST that, okay?! No, I'm not in denial, shut up!
S'all good, Capitalism subsumes criticism of itself and sells it back to us.
I knew it! That kitchen table's ruining my life! And my hips!!!
I'd stuff my .mp3 library under my mattress, I swear :(
Honestly, I always thought Star Wars would work as a Tales From the Crypt-style anthology, just pump out interesting happenings from across the galaxy as self-contained, 40-minute long episodes and put the meat on them massive bones! I bet one could pull off at least 3-4 12-episode series without even touching The Force.
Honestly, the most painful part of this is the dichotomy between the internet's potential to become an evolutionary point for us and help us develop as a species, and the way we're using it... We have the entirety of human existence digitised for our convenience and available at the push of a button and we just use it to terrorise and hurt eachother...
Yes, 100% my point! Who needs to know stuff when the Government and rich people are already looking out for our best interests? Poverty is a non-issue, everyone owns 2.5 houses per capita, this is a utopia! Books just ruin everything!
/s.
cracks knuckles Time to make a new fake account and nuke them with shitposting and Grandma Memes!
"Twist-o Eyeball-o!"
100% agree with this, shouldn't even need to be said!
However, I would posit that we need an inclusive equivalent for everyone, as the ethos of "dude/dudette" is, in my opinion, well worth keeping - some people simply are THAT cool!
I'm nowhere near smart enough to come up with new words (barely smart enough to use the ones we have...), but I'd totally want to have that sentiment preserved.
This says more about us than it does about the chatbots, considering the data on which they're trained...
This should be a do-or-die grade in the finals, globally. And don't let anyone know when or where they'll be evaluated and graded, make'em think the Civics teacher/professor will stalk them around town, putting together their resupply patterns, and grading their mall etiquette. That'll put the fear o'God in'em!
Hooo, boy, this'll be mountains of fun!
This is an overgeneralisation which completely misses the nuance. Antinatalism does not postulate that it's morally wrong to procreate, only that it is morally wrong to bring another human consciousness into a soup of suffering, which... yeah, kinda'! I mean, is the world not presently a soup of suffering, with extra helpings on the way?
Personally, I doubt most people who subscribe to Antinatalism would do so if society weren't literally a hell hole right now.
"The Children of Asuryan haven't received any new models since the 90s, y'know..."
Do you want Warhammer 40k? Because this is how you get Warhammer 40k.
Eeexactly! That 'dynasty's' been going on for so long, it's narratively ridiculous and boring.
Don't get me wrong, despite what my initial comment may indicate, I would LOVE to see something which goes in depth into The Force's philosophy, its spirituality, but that foregoes Skywalker Lightsaber Fightâ„¢ by its very nature... Actually, no, acceptable Skywalker Lightsaber Fightâ„¢ in the original episodes, because those moments were used to punctuate.
Exactly, pointing fingers just eats into problem-solving time at this point. Just shovel'em aside and start digging that drainage ditch, s'what I say... Once the job's done, we'll have all the time in the world to poke eachother in the eyes.
Oh, just oscillate between the two states on a minute-by-minute basis, the whiplash'll make you want to sleep for a year straight. Problem solved! (/s, of course)
Ugh... ugh-ugh. Uah! AAAH! AAAH, AAAH! URGH! *hits table with keyboard triumphantly
The system works! /s
QA Engineer, same boat:))
Getting an orange in there can't be easy:-?
Well... from the perspective of billions of microorganisms living on our skin, every shower is at least mass murder, soo...
This must be the absolute epitome of this AI replication poor taste... The person who thought it would be a good idea to do this with Carlin, probably the one human who hated human bullshit more than anyone else to have ever existed, is either so out of touch they don't even vibrate at the same frequency as the rest of existence, or so far up their own ass that they're staring at their pancreas... An absolutely disgusting move.