BananaOnionJuice

@BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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You drive in the garage and give the stolen car a new paint job, and then you are back to zero stars.

Was it GTA we were talking about or real life?

What if I save her and we go for a coffee or something?

They probably spend more money on engineering and use better parts.

Fine! You keep using windows, we will keep using our shit ass OS.

Very unfortunate error code.

Best time for a bot to reply.

The steam roller of inclusivity, accepting others and mutual respect.

You can call me anything you like, as long as you don't call me early in the morning.

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I just run

cat /dev/urandom | strings | head -10

Until I find something that slaps.

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Sadly she had to learn the hard way, as I remember when writing exam papers my rhythm went something like this:

Type type Ctrl+s ... Type type Ctrl+s ... Type type Save as on USB ... Type type Ctrl+s ...

If the error is too frequent it will be hunted down very fast, what you want is errors that happen no more than once every month, maybe add another level that ensures this only triggers based on the running time.

A handful of Molotov's at night once a week during construction can make it very expensive to build something.

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The convicted felon more likely has some kind of Narcissism.

If bobo denies it, there's probably video surveillance from the restaurant, and three handheld recordings along with 10 eyewitnesses that show her punching.

Then they have to get HRT again, but at least they are alive.

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Do they have nukes in Crusader Kings?

No, a construction site contains plenty other stuff than concrete and steel: tools, equipment, building materials, temporary buildings for the workers, cables and piping.

On top of that each time concrete gets fire damage, it gets weaker and may need to be replaced, at least core samples + weeks of analysis time + $$$ is needed to determine the damage.

And let's say they eventually finish building the apartments, they may never stop smelling like a BBQ.

And then they need to hire 24/7 security, and maybe new workers because they don't want to work in a DMZ.

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ASMR meat slapping sounds.

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We will call it dbzer1.com, it will be much better with hookers and blackjack!

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My guess is that they followed the manual, skipping a few steps, glued the sink before cutting, panicked and then voilà.

If we follow that logic then you must be very straight, but in a reacharound kind of way.

I wouldn't say mandatory, but because of the cold war it's something gen x and y knows about, and have had much contact with.

Investigators say they found Mr. Msuk face down in a bowl of SpaghettiOs.

It's the fault of those 9% he fired, so everything is fine now.

/S

So are they secretly inventing a gay-ray?

Seems like something magats could believe.

I used CD-RW and re-wrote them a bit 25 years ago when the price of a CD-R was high, and a CD-RW cost like 2-3x of a CD-R, when the prices dropped it stopped making sense.

Last time I burned a CD/DVD was 10-15 years ago.

🫡 We salute them!

Find the local maximum by taking the derivative:

dgay
dt

Too late, henceforth all Norwegians are stamped as people eating lutefisk while steaming in their sauna boat, in a sea of Tesla's.

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How?

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Can USC the joke?

Coincidence? I think NOT!

Dear Sir/Madam/Gamer

For the sake of fuck!

Yours faithfully

/BOJ

Because it gets better reception, at least a 10dB gain.

Leabians avoiding 2 periods?

With a chance of making a fool of myself: Isn't it just easier if they are in sync, because then they both get it over with? (As I recall the syncing is something that can happen)

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And avoid the bulging ones, if he is smart enough..., or else it's dying from botulism to own the libs.

Say no to small crimes or cheats, but arms dealers and intelligence agencies are always welcome.

Police Quest was the most reactionary game?

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The iPhone 2T of course 😁

From what I've heard it's a hodgepodge of different games so why not add tanks inspired by War Thunder, just remember to moderate the Pal forum.