I'm not prepared for the upcoming year 2019

those old Harlem Shake videos from 2013... and I was in two of em

aside from the obvious "rich people exploiting the environment with their hippy party that costs $200 for their cheapest tickets," I saw a video online that brought up a good point that I never considered. The cost of lumber has increased exponentially in the past 3 years alone, jumping to nearly $1700 per 1000 feet at its peak in 2021, but staying between $400 and $600 per 1000 feet in recent months (still high compared to say 10 years ago.) And these people are buying tens of thousands of feet of lumber solely to burn it away in the middle of nowhere where there's little vegetation to absorb the excess CO2 waste. That, along with the climate change protesters being police brutalized just before the event, really puts a sour taste in people's mouths. Especially in a time where "once in a lifetime" weather events seem to be back-to-back.

economic data from: https://tradingeconomics.com/commodity/lumber

aside from what everyone else said, they killed the beloved Unreal Tournament series, which is a huge sour spot for older gamers who fondly remember those. Then there's the excessive microtransaction demand inside Fortnite, a game with a large playerbase under the age of 18. That alone led to two major lawsuits that they both lost

12ft.io

if you see an article online but it asks for a subscription before you can read it, you can put the webpage of that article in 12ft.io and it'll give you a version you can read without such guards. The person who made it says there's a special code in those sites that doesn't block the article for search engines, as doing so would cause the google/bing/etc to block that result. So they just found that code and put it in a webpage for you

kill a couple thousand politicians, but try to spare any under the age of 45. I may or may not agree with their views, but at least they'll be a part of the future they're tryna make.

torture some billionaires to gain access to their company payroll, so I can cut their CEOs pay and raise their entry-level workers' pay. Hell, I'll raise the payrates of everyone under them, they all deserve it more than a CEO.

I'd prolly only have enough time to do that to one company tho, so I'd probably choose Amazon as priority one.

I'm glad this wasn't posted like 3 weeks ago when my laptop battery died on me. otherwise I woulda thought this was legit happening

Missed an opportunity to call it Johnny Depth

I never realized how lonely left-handed people are /s

vegan cum? how

Josie couldn't consent. Jake couldn't consent. But THE LORD COULD!

Your honor, did you remember to ask Him?

do remember that Reaganomics hadn't been invented yet, so wages, income, and all that were MUCH better

there's a program called Handbrake you can just rip it. you have to get a program to get around right protection, but I can't remember what it's called

I've had people wonder ask how I cross my legs (not foot-on-knee but actually crossed over) without my balls getting in the way or damaged

N*ked Bo

Lady ok

Gen Z? Yes.

Producers, advertisers, and other media big wigs that would fit in with the Ferengi Commerce Association? No

It doesn't haunt me, but Full Metal Jacket. My dad rented it for family movie night when I was 10 or 11, and needless to say my mom is STILL mad at him for watching that with me in the room for the first hour. Worst part is my dad didn't know about it, he only knew R Lee Ermy from a show he did on the history channel called Mail Call that he watched with my sister growing up. So he never expected Ermy to shout that stuff.

women? having SEXUAL URGES? AUGH!! (clutches pearls so hard they turn to diamonds) /s

yeah for some reason, women liking sexual stuff is frowned upon in society while men are encouraged to like it

bold of you to assume tobacco smokers only smoke twice a week

as a type 1 diabetic, this is like a one-sentence horror

Lean-berry pie. Just like Lil' Wayne used to make

Famous Actor, Sxrioring of

Foward, Down, Forward, High Punch

I think we're ignoring the bigger question: what kinda music DOESN"T have drums? like, literally EVERY FORM OF MUSIC uses drums, or some machine playing back a drum beat.

that child in red appears to

A) be somewhere between chemo patient and plastic baby doll

B) either has their entire hand in their mouth, or NO hand while having most of the wrist nub in there

C) has only one leg?

also those two boys look more like abuse victims than drug victims

I'm not even in my dreams half the time. More often than not my dreams feel more like something I'm watching as opposed to something I'm in. Tho every now and again I'll randomly be in the dream, and it's usually 1st person. Otherwise... 3rd I guess?

funerals in Fargo, ND

don't you mean a joss?

there was Dailymotion (well techincally still is) but it lost traction after banning nudity (like half their site was "wardrobe malfunction" related content). Then again, there wasn't too much traction there to begin with due to data limits, especially for newer users. There's a lot of alternative sites that claim they're a more ethical youtube alternative, but they're niche at best, and getting any traffic comparable to a fraction of youtube traffic is an uphill battle not unlike Sisyphus's boulder

I travel the world and the seven seas

Sly Cooper and the gang in

The Great British Break-In

like it's MY fault the ungrateful landlord don't take EBT

Guy who fights to make his evangelical scrapbook he calls a bible into the soverign law and belittles his coworkers in hopes of getting good-boy points for his false prophet may need to rely on the afformentioned coworkers he belittles?

there is nothing about this scenario that feels like a win for anyone

me too. just started actually. well actually VDV

oh damn. more colossal waves of death is the last thing a celebration of the Irish need. thanks for setting it straight

Air Bud

FEED ME SEYMOUR!!

edit; just realized it's a dinosaur and not a cartoonishly exaggerated venus fly trap

I know what's wrong. You didn't screw it on properly

old songs just randomly pop up on the internet all the time. a couple weeks ago it was it was Chicken in Black by Johnny Cash. A bit before then it was She's a Lady by Tom Jones.

Thanks for the correction. That helps me better understand how counteracting pollution works