“NATO was busted until I came along,” he began. “I said, ‘Everybody’s going to pay.’ They said, ‘Well, if we don’t pay are you still going to protect us?’ I said, ‘Absolutely not.’ They couldn’t believe the answer.”
This coming from the guy notorious for routinely stiffing payments on literally everyone and everything.
The hospital I worked at caught a LOT of flak when they started making people clock in and out for smoke breaks in the early 2000s. The smokers complained they only took a couple breaks a day for only a few minutes. Within the first month they found out people spent over half their days on smoke breaks.
Yeah I learned that a long time ago. Was looking for a new knife...
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$0 net or gross? Because if it's anything like a few shady "charities" they had several thousand dollars in gross donations, but after things administration expenses, and a litany of other "overhead" they netted absolutely 0 dollars.
It would be an epic episode of IASIP if Frank finds out he has a long lost twin brother. They find out because Mac and Charlie are just chilling in the bar, Arnold walks in and they literally think it's Frank. Mac and Charlie can't tell Frank and Arnold apart while Dennis and Dee claim it's the twin-gene that they can tell.
Throughout the episode it gets increasingly frustrating for Charlie and Mac because they'll be intending to talk to Frank but at Arnold instead and Frank/Arnold has to keep pointing out who is who.
Dennis: "This is retarded, how can you not clearly tell the difference between the 2 of them. They look nothing alike!"
Charlie: "YOU'RE SO FULL OF SHIT DUDE! IT'S LIKE I'M LOOKING AT FRANK NEXT TO A MIRROR"
Dee: "Yeeaah uh Charlie, Frank is like half the height of his brother. How are you not seeing this?!"
Mac: "Half the height? I mean, maybe Frank is slouching a little bit. Stand straight up Frank..."
[Frank stands more upright, which to the viewer is barely noticeable"
Mac and Charlie start yelling at the same time.
Charlie: "THEY'RE THE SAME GODDAMN HEIGHT THEY'RE THE SAME GODDAMN HEIGHT!"
Mac: "They're clones! There is no other way those 2 are clones!"
Still the best president we've had since Obama
I once got called in to diagnose why it took 5 minutes to open up a single Excel file. The PC itself was a little dated and underpowered, but the file size was huuuge...like hundreds of MB.
It finally opened. There was ugly table-formatting...to the entire spreadsheet. Colored cell borders, alternating background fill, text and font formatting applied to every single cell; columns A-IV and rows 1-65,536. I pointed that out and said the only way to fix is start a new one and not apply the formatting, or to try and remove it from all the cells. She outright refused because she liked the way it was. So I left, and she went back to looking at pictures of her cats
It's been a while but I think they tried to establish 100F as the average human body temperature. But after they established that baseline turns out they were off by 1.4 degrees and couldn't change it.
It also gives people a sense of deep satisfaction believing they know some dark hidden secret nobody else does... regardless of how absurd it is
When you scream about any minor inconvenience is taking away your freedoms, while simultaneously support a failed nation whose entire existed resolved around taking the freedoms away from an entire race of people
Don't forget their god-emperor Dorito Mussolini withheld congressionally approved military aid before this whole debacle...to attempt to blackmail Ukraine into giving him dirt of Biden....
My case was special because I cheated on my husband and didn't want him to find out. But the 14 year old who was raped by her uncle and the pregnancy went ectopic and threatens the life of the underage mother...that should be illegal!!!!
Sadly, the average person has no idea what this is or what it means
Someone known to be an absolute fraud in every aspect of their life claims he received zero dollars in donations?
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What. No. You don't say. Get right out of town!
#/S
Why can't the millions of homeless people just take a break from being homeless and pop in and out of the doctor's office anytime they start feeling fatigued.
Control. It's about nothing more than control.
The bigger question is what was the drive like back to Florida. That's 14 hours and bathroom breaks
How dare he take away our freedoms...to take away freedoms of other people!
Just like that kid in the school yard who thinks he's tough as shit...but only when he has someone backing him up
We'd be in prison if we had 1 of his 12+ counts of contempt in one of his latest court cases
The black dude doesn't die first, the women aren't damsels in distress and actually survive and, turns out one of the women is actually trans.
And a shitton of 25-45 year olds.
From the party that screams and whines about how everyone else is taking their freedoms, they sure do love to to take away everyone else's freedoms
Especially since 2 recent supreme court appointees were involved is the legal crap to overturn Florida
There was a fancy charcuterie wine place in town that charged out the ass for their premium meat and cheese spreads.
Until someone found out they got all their ingredients from the Publix across the street.
Without a doubt, Biden's been the best president since Obama
Nobody touches my favorite singing telegram.
Unless they shoot her with the gun, obviously.
How dare they do this to Joan of Arc
Our workforce failed to meet a quota set by management, so we're laying off some of those workers
Xmas 2020 with all the "shortages", at the Target and WalMarts near me the holiday aisles was very scant, and practically completely picked over by the week before. I had genuinely hoped that could have been an eye opener for America.
Spoiler alert: it didn't
Can they remove adaptive climate controls as well? If it's 40 degrees outside, I don't want my car to turn on the hear until it detect 71 degrees then start blasting cool air.
"A few bad apples" is also what the police use to handwave away whenever one of their own goes bonkers and kills unarmed civilians
It's something you can only believe if you refuse to actually spend more than 5 seconds looking into it.
You hit the nail right on the head there. They seem to confusecritical thinking with reading a conspiracy theory and immediately accepting it as fact
sTuNnInG
Much like "Has a lot of DUIs" and "Never drinks and drives"
Or you could be like my mom, who has to buy a new fake tree like every year.
i dunno, 68F on a cloudy windy day isn't as pleasant as 68F and sunny.
But then again I'm from Ohio and I won't bother to put on so much as a vest until it hits 50s
That's require those stay-at-home-moms to get up before 8am and refrain from day-drinking white wine
Or the Ad Buddies from Maniac.
[2 week later] Former lead detective found dead in in what investigators have ruled a suicide. He apparently hung himself after a fit of rage where his house appeared to have kicked in his own front door, tore the hard drive out of his security camera hub, punched himself in the face a number of times, then tied the rope to a bannister and strung himself up.