Beardedsausag3

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Hiking in the Lake District. Cumbrian.
Sailing the high seas.

Mastodon: @Beardedsausag3

I WISH I COULD HEAR YA OVER THESE HERE BANGING TUNES! 🏴‍☠️

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I'm not so bad, thanks for asking - how are you?

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Anyone got a light, dropped my keys..

Aye, let me just turn on the sun.

Am I blind?

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This is my kind of maths, add on p&p, handling, admin and VAT let's it call it a nice round milly. No, no questions at this time sorry.

From Lancashire, a fucken shame. May you be blessed with infinite pie, peas and steaming hot mugs of Rosie Lee.

I'm unable to contain the level of shock.

With my extremely limited, northern England born n bred vocabulary - fucken could not have said it any better. +1

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Holy fucking.. Aye, aye that's gotta be up there with the worst NSFL I've seen of this conflict.

You could hand deliver them in a sealed envelope but it won't stop the recipient scanning them then sharing them on messenger, texts etc.

You'd need to consider where and how they get shared beyond the person you send them to, to then decide which level of privacy is appropriate. Ultimately, even though others don't recommend WhatsApp (nor would I) - it's maybe the best option in this case. Accessibility, ease of sharing just no guarantees on the encryption because the source is behind closed doors.

I never thought I'd witness the birth of a hero. Long Live Glorbo!

I think it's only fitting then that Russian invaders get a sheep carved into their heads.

May you be blessed with a cup of tea and a biscuit of choice

I left the living room window open for 5 minutes for fresh air.. Fucken ten cent was sat on the sofa enjoying my coffee, petting my fucken dogs be time I came back.

Rumour has it they found tunnels inside them.

A-fucken-hoy matey! 🏴‍☠️ May the seas bless your sails today.

I second boots. I went through 3 cheap pairs of hiking boots (between £40 - £70) all promising the world and dry feet. In the end, sacked it off and bought all leather boots with a vibram sole. Requires maintenance of waxing them but they've had many miles in them now and just as good as day 1.

A type of snake mixed with a rat.

I thought as soon as I opened it are they trying to look sexy to Google and how easy they can adapt or something

Karma.

It wasn't long ago I read about Ukrainians being hit under similar circumstances of an awards ceremony.

Edit:
The Ukrainian awards ceremony that was attacked.

Imagine having more chin than fucking brains. Absolute degenerate cunt.

Raise the anchor! 🏴‍☠️

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And bring that keg of mead on board with ya, ya dastardly scallywags 🏴‍☠️

I've reinstalled it to take a shniff and I'm impressed so far, very clean and functional.

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I went out for a walk earlier, not too far just couple of miles to clear my head. Get some fresh air. Anyway, regardless of how many signs my council like to spend money on to display the consequence of leaving your dogs shit, people still do it. Fact is, I saw a dog shit and it's getting harder to differentiate that dog shit and Unity.

o7 May Major Push push in a major way

I've been trying to find the source but I'm certain Ukraine have developed their own.. Technologies now? That their drones rely on. If I dig it up ill edit this post.

Edit, found it was a video I'd heard it from. A combination of technology.

Reporting from Ukraine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNhc8beBdD0

And I want Ubisoft to get comfortable with these torrents and my ridiculously slow download speed but life's a shit house!

Lma-... Wait, oh. This isn't the onion.

Cold, soggy and doused in salt?

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You read the title, skipped the post entirely and submitted an irrelevant comment to this discussion.

Why not use this honeymoon period of changing how you interact with social forums in a more positive manner?

Either I've been struck by that, whatever its called, when you notice something and going forward it's all you notice (frequency bias?) - or - Russia have been making significant mistakes alot recently. Just the other day they bombed 10's of their own soldiers into sunflowers thinking they were Ukrainians.

Genuinely. I've been conditioned at this point now to just consider the bottom line before reading further into any article about the environment and the animals we share earth with. In fact no, it's not even exclusive to that.. Just anything really. If it's gonna effect someone's bottom line (that isn't the usual public) you can guarantee it won't happen.

Exquisite form, flawless execution - it's a 10

Just get fucking rid, ex's are ex's for a reason.

Aye, about time Russians started to regularly enjoy that deathly whirring of impending doom flying overhead.

I was sat down reading this and still ended up on the floor in pure shock.

I've said for the longest time, the world needs wiping. A hard reset.

Technology comes to the masses and shit like this is some people's first thought? Constantly figuring out how to better kill each other, humiliate, bully. It blows my mind, even at the old old age of 34 how utterly deprived people can be.

Tell a family member you love them today, give them a hug - create your own net positive.

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Imagine the roller coaster of emotions when seeing that.
Initially: cookies!
Realise they never have cookies in, it's gonna be a sewing kit.

... Then remembering you're in the middle of Ukraine, you're not wanted nor welcome there and that it's not going to be cookies or a sewing kit.

That's fucken weird.. I guess I just thought it was a watermark in my peripheral? Or I have actually got tunnel vision