Beardsley

@Beardsley@lemmy.world
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Joined 1 years ago

Well that seems like a completely justifiable use of force in this situation. /s

I'll fight anyone who says 1998 is retro. I'm getting old, but give me a few more years damn.

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Yeah I'm with you here, but like we have a lot less fewer plagues.

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You just made a bunch of dudes touch their balls lol.

Probably the cycling thing tho.

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I am over here, Sir. That is a telephone pole.

I am tired of Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.

Space trains fall under a different regulating authority than space stations, unfortunately.

First Bethsda game you've played? They make a great frame, but half-ass the interior lol.

Right? Cause white people are super fucking under-represented... /s

Look at yourself, Bud, and try to get a grip.

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There's an episode of "Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell" that covers this thing, and i gotta say fellas, that is some of the most fucked up shit.

Uh...what

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Why are you playing dumb? That's how franchises work, thats how comics work, they switch actors and characters all the time. You pissed at Dr. Who? What about Batman? Some of those movies completely rework the character/backstory.

This happens all. the. time. without much worry at all. The only difference this time is that a minority group is getting the spotlight for like five fucking minutes while a bunch of idiots whine about it.

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No thanks, I've seen this black mirror episode.

You do realize Peter Parker and Miles Morales are different people, right? So that really just leaves you with the argument that you're mad because the focus has been shifted to a black character.

Next you'll tell me you're mad that Gwen Stacy has blonde hair lmao.

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I fully realize how worthless a conversation this is, but it's funny to see you reach for any reason to remain hateful.

People that acted as Batman at one time or another who were not Bruce Wayne:

Dick Grayson, Terry McGinnis, Damian Wayne (Bruce's son), Azrael (thanks Zoolander, you really are more than really really good looking)

People that acted as Superman at one time or another who were not Clark kent:

Zod (fun one), Harvey Dent (really though), Kal Kent, Lex Luther (another fun one), Jon Kent, Conner Kent, Val-zod, Kenan Kong, Kal-el, Calvin Ellis

People who acted as Iron Man, who were not Tony Stark:

Weasel Willis, Mary Jane Watson, Ultron, Iron Lad, Pepper Potts, Norman Osborn, James Rhodes,

People who acted as Captain America who were not Steve Rogers:

Bucky Barnes, Danielle Cage, Sam Wilson, Misty Knight, John Walker, Peggy Carter,

I feel like that's good enough. You think you got me with 007, but that's based off of novels and not comics/sci-fi. And either way, clearly you're ignorant to how fictional media functions, specifically relating to comic super-heroes.

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Background noise. Also, I can't do the cool shit that they do.

I will have you know that my neck is only slightly sore from just sleeping.

We get that in Indiana too, but it's pretty difficult to adjust to a 30 - 40 degree drop in temperature over a short period of time. We get into the negatives (especially in the north where I am), but it's usually a gradual drop throughout winter.

Never really understood gate-keeping being cold though, kinda weird.

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Also, you know what's really fucked up? Spider Man is American by cannon. Can you fucking believe they used an English actor for the current franchise?

WHO WILL PROTECT THE CANNON?!

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What happened, most likely, is he screwed it up because he realized he couldn't say "shame on me" without it being a soundbite on every news outlet. Better to appear dumb than personally apologetic to a national tragedy.

Yeah, I thought it said "sock" as well!

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I was driving home one night around 2am, I had just picked up an ounce and it was sitting in my trunk. I was about three blocks from home when I saw the flashing lights and was pulled over. I'm not proud to admit, and I've made it a point not to do it anymore, but I was extremely fucking baked at the time.

So the cop walks up to me and asks if I know why he pulled me over. I was sweating fucking bullets, but I just kept a real calm demeanor, "No, officer, unfortunately I am unaware of my infraction." Well as it turns out, I had a light out on my back left. I showed him the replacement bulbs I bought that day (two weeks ago in actuality) and told him I was planning on taking care of it the next morning.

Gave me a verbal warning and sent me on my way.... probably should have gone to jail that night, but I couldn't believe I made it through without seeming stoned as fuck.

The irony though lmao

To some degree I think you would like "Let's Game It Out". He almost exclusively plays indie and early access games... he breaks them, yes, but that's where the fun is at.

You might like Remnant or Remnant 2, I think.

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. dun. dun. dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundundun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

A.I.D.S.

You knock it off right now, buddy.

Ah, youre right! Thanks much, you actually are more than just really, really good-looking.

Hey, good on you for being pretty cool about things overall. I like that about lemmy, we all seem to ultimately want to understand each-other and get along.

I have 8 playlist I've been cultivating for like 6 years now, and it's kind of hard to walk away from that. And I'll fuck the dirt before I go back and re-make them lol.

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So it seems like a pretty good community to replace the need for reddit, but they apparently require an application to join. I'm not sure what the criteria is, but they rejected my request to join without giving a reason.

Please... for all that is good... listen to world war z, and the dark tower series.

drags cigarette "Zee neighborhood can go zave itzelf.. HUH HUH HUH, OOO LALA, OUI OUI"

I'll say that I don't usually wear shoes in the house, but it's also a lost cause since I have two big dogs.

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Ah, that checks out. Thanks, Satan's Maggoty Cum Fart!

He came into a thread filled with comic book nerds, and now he's mad he got his little butt spanked.

Ah thanks, I fixeded. it