Bewilderbeast

Because kids are too young to drink.

What if the aliens are religious and their god is the one true god?

Ride share. It's supposed to mean "Hey, I'm going this way and if you are too, you can ride with me." It is currently used to mean ride hailing. You hail or call the ride with the apps and then pay for the ride. The driver and app developer isn't sharing anything.

This guy axes.

It’s kind of a sideways femullet. Business on one, maybe two sides, party on the top.

It's better than bad, it's good!

Any of the William Gibson trilogies. Even though The Peripheral didn't work out.

Gazizza mah dilznoofus!

Using less instead of fewer. Fewer is quantitative, Less is qualitative. Fewer rain drops, less rain.

And no up/downvoting anything while there. I minimize my engagement as much as possible.

I'd probably just fuck myself.

Won't you come. And wash away the.... salad?

Barbeque. Pulled pork or brisket.

Sharpen your knives. Replace your furnace filter. Clean your gutters.

As did Dead Like Me.

I think it's from Generation Kill, where the Marines are bounding and when it's the journalist's turn, he runs back and forth instead of in a straight line and explains it with "Serpentine!"

"A beatin' ain't the worst thing in life that's gonna happen to you. You stand it like a man. And give some back."

-Al Swearengen