Everytime I finally go through my saved posts again it's like uncovering a treasure trove of cool stuff

Theoretically, this could stop global warming. Because we would all be dead.

Fuck cars

All those wonderful people are all just passionate firefox users, and you could be one too! All have have to do is get firefox! Please get firefox, it's great! You should totally get firefox!

I think most people would agree with this besides the people who are doing this themselves.

IRS agent: You have thousands of dollars of overdue taxes

Me: This too shall pass

For me it's those stupid ass expressions

Like how Florida is going to teach how slavery benefited black people

I'm gonna leave this comment here so I can flex on people saying I was at the first lemmy canvas in the future 🆒️😎

As they say, there is a fetish for everything.

That's like saying helicopter and a scooter is the same thing lol

Is it only for IOS?

Edit: nevermind im am idiot who can't read

For me it's just "oh yeah I'll be able to wake up and quickly get ready" and then I just wake up an hour after the event has started

I think that's a known glitch where the heart beat doesn't go away after you get critically injured, it should be patched in the next update.

NYugn snort Slufghn Gnumn Nyung exhale

That's not an opinion it's a fact 🤓☝️

For a second I thought this was a VERY different joke o_o

Yeah same here I have way too many. I couldn't check on the mobile app but I scrolled through and it went on for like 30 seconds lol. The funny thing is that I only watch like 3 of them somewhat consistently

That happened to me once. I was using the random NSFW server feature on Boost when I stumbled upon some headless dude

I just had a very delicious bowl of spaghetti, mind you!

I usually do that because I say something and my friends interpret it as something "sussy"

I think I'm the only youngling in this thread lol

And then point your left leg towards the sky for extra spread

You're just making things up in you're head and getting angry at them.

I had a really similar thing to to me when I was 8, I remember rushing to the toilet to poop and as soon as the door closed i filled my pants. I tried cleaning it up then went back to play with my friend and his little brother. His grandma then came into the room and was like "Did little brothers name poop his pants?" Then checked, I'm pretty sure she just left after that too lol.

So dangerous nobody even knows what it looks like

I live in the tropics so my water comes heated 😎

Merry marriage aniversery

If you can't avoid an Infrared Homing AGM-65 Maverick Missile should you really be on the road?

I tried napping for the first time and I think I'm addicted now. Why did old people never tell me how great napping was!

I have really long eyelashes and I hate them but godamn have they saved my eyes during fingernail clipping sessions like a million times.

So is piracy 👉⚫️👄👁👉

Intellectuals would've said "🙁👍"

Hmmm yes I will make sure to stop having sex with my great abundance of girlfriends

Sometimes I have these dreams where a hot girl is telling me to come over or something but then I immediately forget and start doing some other random thing

I remember I got a migraine once and started masturbating and it actually made it feel much better

If I had that you could call it chronic pain