I know I am. I wasn't even born 100 years ago.

It's murder time again in America. The Johnsons awake and put on a pot of coffee before Mr. Johnson goes to work at the murder factory. Mrs. Johnson drives their 2 kids in their new 2024 Murder vehicle from Ford. The kids favorite class is murder 101 and murder is on the lunch menu today. Vote Reagan in 2025 and Make Murder Great Again.