Blademax

@Blademax@lemmy.one
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Joined 1 years ago

He stands there, on top of a (reddit) building, screaming

"I'm Homelander. I Can Do Whatever I Want"

While um..."raining" down on those below him...

Old McDonald was more fun, E-I-E-I-O

You'll get the (tip) when you fix this damn door!

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Wait...we've been on the moon this WHOLE time!?!?

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Auto Dealers : (adds "Market Adjustment" $$$ to offset the cheaper EV prices...) "Hey, why no one buy EV? We need a bail out!"

/s

"Illegal somewhere" Mad Lib:

"The rest of us are so used to *__ every day. I never would have thought about it!

I guess I can stop * for a little bit while in (place)__. If you insist.”

  • Chewing Gum ( ) Singapore

It ain't AI, so he should copyright the art.

Just empty the fridge and get in. Closed the door. Worked for Indy (Jones).

Battery life last over 3 weeks, before need charge. Amazfit GTR 3

Meets my needs: shower proof, great battery life (21+days), connects to phone (limit app/notify), sleep/heart/steps track, and can change the watchface for free w/ many choices.

I never remove it for wash hand/dishes, shower. Super battery life. Might not be super accurate, but I only need a # count. Very affordable. No issues with it. Would recommend.

Amazfit GTR 3

There are other auto makes besides KIA/Hyundai, to be considered... that didn't overlook a "easy to steal with a USB" type problems.

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+Help mask my Bad Breath.

Also I don't smell others' bad Breath/BO as much. Heavy perfume still gets through ..."silent deadly" farts...not sure...

They get PAID suspension for not doing their job right...

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Peter Quill : Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?

Danger scale between:

A Tornado that shoots sharks

A T-Rex that shoots flamingos

Mario vs Stage 1-1 1st Goomba?

The 'ol "high on magic mushrooms" defense. .... Hope he doesn't plan on representing himself, too.

Does it come with a shovel? Is it green?

Like car tires? Replace 1 at a time.

Replace front/back pair at a time.

Replace all 4 same time.

I think just preference...not weird...