BlitzKrieg2552

@BlitzKrieg2552@lemmy.world
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Joined 1 years ago

Use my own condom because I’d never trust a crazy woman to not have tampered with them

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Red Dead Redemption 2 isn’t a good game. Everything is ridiculously time consuming, buggy, and slow for no reason. Painstaking attention to detail on insane things nobody will ever see or care to look at (like horse balls shrinking in cold weather) is not a good enough reason to be considered a good game.

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Hate to break it to you, but it’s actually illegal to kill people and he got away with doing it twice. I’m not happy about it, but he’s not going to be touched for this comment, I promise you.

He should be serving consecutive live sentences, but instead he was given a platform to speak on and became a poster child for conservative values.

The American “justice” system is a joke and a farce.

“Cool defence. Still statutory rape.”

This was supposed to be a humorous variant of the quote “cool motive, still murder” from Jake Peralta in the show Brooklyn 99.

https://youtube.com/shorts/oyg7T9emCUA?si=mJzRT6wbuL3rwpW7

Sorry if this bothered anyone

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“Don’t recommend this channel” has been a life saver

Try using Safari and an extension called “AdGuard”

It’s not the exact same, but it’s better than nothing.

Stop talking to people and drink alcohol, got it

I’m a perfect failure. If you hand me anything, no matter how complex or simple, I will fuck it up beyond all chance of repair and you will never figure out how it happened because even I don’t know.

Citation: my life, job, friends, ex-gf, family, hobbies, etc..

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lol nope

The best part is if you squint your eyes, the right image looks like the left image if you weren’t squinting, and the left image looks even better while doing it.

Seriously. How do you not look at this face and think he doesn’t drink and bathe in the blood of children

I’ve been an Xbox fan for a long time and 3 months ago my GamePass Ultimate subscription ran out. Been pondering buying up another 3 years to continue it since Hellblade 2 is coming out this month. This recent fiasco has changed my opinion of Xbox and I will no longer be supporting Xbox as I have been. Might buy a month membership just to play Hellblade for less than the actual price of the game, but otherwise I’m done. Fuck them

You’re missing Clare from Gleipnir

Whats the going exchange rate in karma bucks?

The worst ‘moment’ is a long and ongoing moment that started at age 0 to today and likely forever. I haven’t felt glad to be alive once in my life and I doubt it will ever happen. Too much of coward to kill myself, so I’m just hoping a brain aneurysm will take me out quick and painless. I just want to check out of the bullshit existence that happens against my consent day after day.

“I also choose this guys mom”

(Sorry for your loss friend)

Correct

Uhhhhhhhhhh…. ummmmm…. Yeah… I got nothin’