He definitely has more than I do right now
He definitely has more than I do right now
If it works it wasn't stupid
And it will get LOSE and LOOSE mixed up like you did
Fuck why didn't I think of that
This goes for guys too. You can make it dance with that.
History is repeating it self.
Just realize that your level of comfort with dirt and debris can change gradually. And all of a sudden, you are hip deep in trash
In the movie Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs the main character uses something similar
Where is the midly infuriating part?
Can we start a pool on when/if he actually pays?
Once again, I am in this picture and I do t like it
Bur won't get you out of it. They will just give you a non combat role
Man. Republicans just hate it when their kids try to use their freedom of speech
Is there a r/bertsprips here on lemmy?
So are you mad? BTW posted 5 mins after
The Neo Axis powers: China, Russia and Isreal
But when I try to indoctrinate children I just get burned at the stake
Is it a bad thing to call cute things/people cute?
Thank the fairy. Then go find a nice sunny spot and fall asleep. Unless it's winter then I'll go find a nice warm house
He was only going to get votes to get the nomination. He has no other use for those plebians
It's not even ash Wednesday
I'm not a mom. But could I interest you in a dad or an uncle? How are you today darling daughter/ niece
The only door to door preacher that I'll let in my house
You say terrible but it sounds like a great way to die
In 2005 my family went to Disney world. At the hotel we stayed at there was a buffet. Every morning we would get the breakfast buffet and every morning my plate would be filled with scrambled eggs. For 2 weeks my diet was in large part just eggs. On the day we go home I start feeling gassy. I got the walking fartz real bad and they are foul. While getting on to the plane I let one out in first class and the old lady next to me looked like she was gonna throw up. If it had been a longer flight I may have been banned from flying
I don't fuck with donkeys or geese
Hey at least they splurged on actual life savers
The number of dicks OP's mom services in a night?
Can't buy what you have already bought
That is probably the alcohol companies trying to get people back on weed. Or just a bunch of teetotalers that don't like people getting high
Now i can't unsee it
Do you also have 20 other cats to cut him down when he inevitably turns in to a tyrant?
What ever the fuck it is its getting shot. Probably through the door. I can replace a door
Yep christ threw out the old law and gave us one to follow: love thy neighbor. But clearly it only applies to "Christians"
I love that she is playing with a Chewbacca figurine
That's the only way it's ok.
Most ducks are thinking about rape not murder
I mean, they probably stole the goat to use.
Good old George Carlin
I can't see him going down without a fight if he loses. We are fucked what ever the outcome this November