Hey what I do with my muscle mommy machamp is between me and her. You stay out of this
Hey what I do with my muscle mommy machamp is between me and her. You stay out of this
Man. Republicans just hate it when their kids try to use their freedom of speech
Is there a r/bertsprips here on lemmy?
would you believe that the original rules and board were a waring against capitalism. Until capitalism got a hold of it.
Cause you ain't sharing
I guess I haven't used a flashlight recently
Is it a bad thing to call cute things/people cute?
So are you mad? BTW posted 5 mins after
But when I try to indoctrinate children I just get burned at the stake
The Neo Axis powers: China, Russia and Isreal
Thank the fairy. Then go find a nice sunny spot and fall asleep. Unless it's winter then I'll go find a nice warm house
He was only going to get votes to get the nomination. He has no other use for those plebians
It's not even ash Wednesday
I'm not a mom. But could I interest you in a dad or an uncle? How are you today darling daughter/ niece
The only door to door preacher that I'll let in my house
You say terrible but it sounds like a great way to die
In 2005 my family went to Disney world. At the hotel we stayed at there was a buffet. Every morning we would get the breakfast buffet and every morning my plate would be filled with scrambled eggs. For 2 weeks my diet was in large part just eggs. On the day we go home I start feeling gassy. I got the walking fartz real bad and they are foul. While getting on to the plane I let one out in first class and the old lady next to me looked like she was gonna throw up. If it had been a longer flight I may have been banned from flying
I don't fuck with donkeys or geese
Hey at least they splurged on actual life savers
Can't buy what you have already bought
The number of dicks OP's mom services in a night?
That is probably the alcohol companies trying to get people back on weed. Or just a bunch of teetotalers that don't like people getting high
Bur won't get you out of it. They will just give you a non combat role