Nice asbestos tent, but she still got Gollum fingers doe. 😏

Valve:

Lul, how are they marketing them?
Teabags for vampires?

now imagine a dildo full of sensors that can map pressure and then a sexhole that can replay those pressures back in sequence.

Like FUFMe?

We are so going to get Kessler syndrome. I hate humans

Future spaceship pilots on breaking Earth atmo:

It's Afrikaans, not Dutch.

Hitler dood? Lekker bru!

Magic 9mm Missiles.

You know how the FTC recently banned non-compete clauses (for non-senior roles)?

They should ban the, 'and other unspecified duties as required' clauses too.

https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Bozos

They have been part of the core Cyberpunk TTRPG rulebook since the 1980's.

Oh boy! This is Ubisoft's specialty.

LMAOA, that reminded me of one of the teaser clips for that ol' Supreme Commander 2:

Supreme Commander 2 - AC1000 Gunship Trailer

You make me paranoid.