Love these posts.
In case you haven't already done Ghosts n Goblins: there was also an utterly horrific ripoff/unofficial port of it on the Amiga called "Belial".
The only good thing about it was the actually-pretty-spooky-feeling tracker tune cover of Kraftwerk's "Das Model" as the title/in-game tune, other than that it's a trashfire.
They also do it by copying text from comments that are getting upvoted in the same thread and then reposting it higher in the thread so it gets random upvotes. Caught the copy-bots doing it a bunch of times, got tired of reporting them since the reddit admins obviously weren't interested in combatting the problem even if local moderators were (and I suspect they were in fact helping it along because it aligns with their goals for Reddit).