Brickhead92

But then,

The Final Fantasy series.

The Sid Meier's Civilization series.

The colony survival game called Oxygen not Included.

That farm goes to a different school, you wouldn't know it.

I don't know why people are against it. You get used to it after a while.

/s

I mean that's all well and good, but then how would the very deserving shareholders get dividends?

Won't somebody think of the shareholders!?

I can work with that.

Oh, looks like Michigan must have a Four Seasons landscaping too

Hey Butthead! Check it out, I'm like live action.

Damn it Beavis, you're such a dumbass.

Yes, but that's a future problem. People don't care about those problems.

That's right kids. To avoid this situation be sure to use tabs for indentation.

I remember the good days when things were simple, when you were either an Apache Attack helicopter or you weren't.

Someone close to him: You're not getting ice-cream unless you drop out of the presidential candidacy!

Biden: Done... Now where's my ice-cream?

He's only human, anyone would do the same.

He looked her right in the windows to her soul and said... Looks all around twice... He said ^bitch.

I would say the distinction between fries and chips is the thickness.

Macca's has fries, KFC and a lot of other places have chips.

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The same will happen to EVs after them libs still all the electricity with their solar panels. /s

Hey, don't you bad mouth Alabama. You just wait till uncle dad hears about this!

But both can also be disastrous. You could misstep and roll an ankle, or a fart could end up with more substance than expected.

Be careful out there fart walkers.

Everybody knows you have to be black for a minimum amount of time before being called the N-word.

Is it really an execution if there is no suffering? /s

Usually it's money

The exert that is referenced by the tattoos:

Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.

And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale any more.

This is a complete record of its thoughts from the moment it began its life till the moment it ended it.

Ah … ! What’s happening? it thought.

Er, excuse me, who am I?

Hello?

Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life?

What do I mean by who am I?

Calm down, get a grip now … oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? It’s a sort of … yawning, tingling sensation in my … my … well I suppose I’d better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so let’s call it my stomach.

Good. Ooooh, it’s getting quite strong. And hey, what’s about this whistling roaring sound going past what I’m suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that … wind! Is that a good name? It’ll do … perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I’ve found out what it’s for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! What’s this thing? This … let’s call it a tail – yeah, tail. Hey! I can can really thrash it about pretty good can’t I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesn’t seem to achieve very much but I’ll probably find out what it’s for later on. Now – have I built up any coherent picture of things yet?

No.

Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I’m quite dizzy with anticipation …

Or is it the wind?

There really is a lot of that now isn’t it?

And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground!

I wonder if it will be friends with me?

And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.

Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.

That family's name: The Aristocrats!

Ohh, I call dibs!

I started reading before I looked at the picture and already had foghorn leghorns voice in my head.

Well done.

There are already 2 other 'Right', but they don't do what we want. We need a New Right, with a catchy name, maybe the 3th Right.

• JD Vance

I think you are confusing PoE (Power over Ethernet) with EoP (Ethernet over Power).

PoE: is an ethernet technology that uses the ethernet cabling to power small devices like APs, phones, cameras, etc. while providing an ethernet connection.

EoP: is using a pair (or more) of devices that plug into power outlets which you then connect ethernet cables to. This "extends" the ethernet cabling over the power cables in your house.

Yeah! Send us a severed finger as proof! /s

Or is it

Back Slash... / ...because the bottom is back.

Forward Slash... \ ...because it's forward at the bottom.

/s

Looks at every billionaire... Yeah imagine that.

The change between normal and ADHD happens at 15.55.

And 22+ is super ADHD

Good question. Does time move differently for big chungus relative to outside observers?

But then this person, had the not been hit by a car, and died, would have set into motion the birth of space Hitler.

Damn you butterfly effect!

In the snow without shoes!

I will start reading MP as Motivation Points now.

God damn! Imagine finding 50 pounds of cocaine just like that.

Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work you can always hit them with it.

• Borris the bullet dodger

What! They're not tits! That's a chest butt.