BulbasaurBabu

Calling it soda, good. Calling it pop, fine. Calling every soft drink a coke, fuck off.

I... I already did pronounce the L 😔

Oklahoma where the furries come yiffing down the planes

Not before Skyrim: Fuck You Buy This Again Edition

I gotta put juice in my car, it's on empty

hey its me the gurl in class with itchy boobs

Roko's Modern Strife

They're worse because they're just as tough but taste of fruit for all of 5 seconds as opposed to salty smoky bacon flavor

I shit post all the time and am not yet a CEO billionaire. You've been debunked.

Except they left out Hawai‘i

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This just in: Obese Man perpetually on the couch isn't going to finish the marathon, experts say.

Why are you all doing this to me? :-(

Just depends on the ADayHD

Well then, I guess I'm officially diagnosed

This makes me hopeful, I just started a new job and I'm killing it, but I know it won't be long before the excitement dies and the ADHD boogeyman comes rearing his ugly head.

Thanks to torrents, you can have your cake shit and eat it, too!