When I was in college, one time a girl came in the bathroom, blabbing on the phone, and just… talked the whole time she was peeing. Like it was perfectly normal

Jokes on you, my dresses all have pockets

Jesus. This sounds like it came straight from the Onion

Imagine having a gambling addiction, struggling to overcome it, then your phone auto installs gambling apps..

Only one way to find out!

I really wish I had the means to help people escape red states. Between trans people being treated as subhuman bogeymen, and women quickly becoming second class citizens… There are so many uses for the pill besides birth control, but we’ve already seen that they’re more than willing to kill women in pursuit of controlling them.

I use the pill for my debilitating cramps. Even if I were sexually active, I certainly would never want to have biological children, due to both the horrors of pregnancy and my high risk of miscarriage and premature birth. Not that any of that matters to them. Hell, they’d probably say I deserve to go through those things, because it’s “gods will.”

I like my hatred finely aged in an oaken cask

It’s absolute BS that the “tipped” minimum wage is lower than for everyone else. Tipping is supposed to reward you for excellent service, not subsidize the fucking company