Carl

@Carl@sh.itjust.works
1 Post – 63 Comments
Joined 11 months ago

I noticed that, before noticing Hitler.

Here is a video showing why tech billionaires are idiots. They only care about $$$, not the world.

That isn't true anymore. They did have house arrest, but according to this article... The court in Bucharest on Friday said the release comes on the grounds that the brothers do not leave the Municipality of Bucharest and Ilfov county without prior approval from the court.

They still need to report in daily, and can't contact any of the victims.

I don't know why they get this much luxury.

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Same, I choose your girlfriend.

Hope you enjoy this unsolicited Dick pic.

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No, it is sfw. It is onlyfan.

That number is California. My plan doesn't support calling out of Canada for free, and being that nutty.

May you add big hat, and big shoe to the picture?

You are allowed to be to be topless in New York state, but it's illegal in Dublin.

He rounded down the number for some reason. This is how much money Scrooge McDuck has, $315,576,000,000,000,000. That is with leap years included.

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I am allergic to most flowers, and I don't want to clean up after a puppy. Give me cats or the large properly-formatted data file.

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Or add ublock origin to firefox, to remove ads.

I am sorry.

I have 2 neighbours is missing a leg, and a family friend missing a finger. I am one of the outliers.

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Idk if my cat would enjoy the mayo. But I do know he loves tuna water.

It has content from almost every country, not just yours.

Mine likes to chew my toes, fingers, and sometimes he finds other loose skin, like my elbows, and chomps down hard. But he is scared of other people and won't bite or scratch them.

They might need this.

Polar bears have black skin, under their white fur. But I always enjoyed the fight scenes with the gorn aliens.

I hate when people use prolly. It feels like I am losing brain cells.

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Well imo, to make it easier for people... since the acronym started as LGBT, why not make it LGBT+. It is short and sweet, and less letters to remember.

Which country?

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Oh, don't forget conjoined twins.

My father loves hallmark movies, and Christmas music. You can't torture him with that. I can't handle it, drives me up the wall.

They don't call him the green giant for no reason.

A true shepherd's pie is made with lamb and cottage pie is the one that is made with beef.

So moustaches are feminine?

Why are you going to hell? It isn't like you visited Little Saint James with Mr Hawking.

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I still miss BK ketchup nuggets.