Carl

@Carl@sh.itjust.works
1 Post – 125 Comments
Joined 1 years ago

As a Canadian, I know you are American from your spelling of doughnuts.

I was sick and family was busy. So I missed thanksgiving this year.

I noticed that, before noticing Hitler.

Here is a video showing why tech billionaires are idiots. They only care about $$$, not the world.

That thumbnail makes him look like he has tiny deformed hands.

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That isn't true anymore. They did have house arrest, but according to this article... The court in Bucharest on Friday said the release comes on the grounds that the brothers do not leave the Municipality of Bucharest and Ilfov county without prior approval from the court.

They still need to report in daily, and can't contact any of the victims.

I don't know why they get this much luxury.

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Same, I choose your girlfriend.

#11 is called an upper decker.

We are special.

Hope you enjoy this unsolicited Dick pic.

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No, it is sfw. It is onlyfan.

Are you talking about one of these?

That number is California. My plan doesn't support calling out of Canada for free, and being that nutty.

I burned my father's hand with a clear pikachu bouncy ball when I was a kid. Those were fun times.

May you add big hat, and big shoe to the picture?

I just use an extension to solve it, that I was told about on here. https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/buster-captcha-solver/ if it can't solve it, just hit refresh, and try again.

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Who owns all the cgi models/props, and will the creators of the cgi models/props be paid?

I can't read that fast, may someone write a transcript, or summarise it for me?

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He rounded down the number for some reason. This is how much money Scrooge McDuck has, $315,576,000,000,000,000. That is with leap years included.

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You are allowed to be to be topless in New York state, but it's illegal in Dublin.

It would be cheap box wine then.

I am allergic to most flowers, and I don't want to clean up after a puppy. Give me cats or the large properly-formatted data file.

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Or add ublock origin to firefox, to remove ads.

This is a shitpost, it isn't serious.

I am sorry.

No, sadly not that either.

Mine likes to chew my toes, fingers, and sometimes he finds other loose skin, like my elbows, and chomps down hard. But he is scared of other people and won't bite or scratch them.

It has content from almost every country, not just yours.

Idk if my cat would enjoy the mayo. But I do know he loves tuna water.

Wtf, cult of the lamb and lethal company?

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I have 2 neighbours is missing a leg, and a family friend missing a finger. I am one of the outliers.

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I prefer writing it out as DD MM YYYY, but i like my computer to sort everything by YYYY MM DD.