This looks like the magnetic version of pulling yourself up by the bootstraps.

I canceled all our streaming services and Amazon prime. I canceled my phone service and opted for a $15/month plan (Mint). I buy a cheap phone, about $70 bucks. I asked my wife to stop buying me snack foods at the grocery store to save ~$50/week. All told I think we are not spending ~$300/month that I can now put towards our cars that are starting to break down. Someone said something about savings but I only cultivate dust and stones there.

I have nothing to contribute to this conversation. Just wanted to say that was a horribly written article.

For men, sending dick pics is equivalent to a cat bringing you a dead bird. It is the highest gesture they can think of to share, they are so proud of it, but nobody wants it.

Can't we just enjoy the joke? You've brought up a topic worthy of discussion, but for a shitpost thread?

Edit: Added a word

Vanilla à la toad.

Was "dick" not a moniker for penis back then? Did they really not know...or DID they know and really leaned into it?

There's probably some loophole about how they can't do it as a hedge fund but a shrub fund is just fine.

BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.

SECOND BROTHER: And Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy Hand Grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu—

MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.

I'm going to guess the biggest danger to her is breaking a bone on landing. Also, the danger of her skin deploying before the chute.

In a bit of irony, the stool pigeon that informed police was, in fact, Ozawa himself. Police did not expect him to sing like a canary as he confessed to the charges. Ozawa stated the pigeons were sitting ducks as he accelerated towards them. He considers pigeons ugly ducklings and his life's goal is to make as many of them dead as a dodo. Police are keeping a close eye on Ozawa as they found him naked as a jaybird when they arrested him. There are concerns he may try to fly the coop and send police on a wild goose chase.

I heard that her dad's nickname for her is Iwanna Hump.

I heard it in my head but I think it's true. It's probably true. Definitely true.

I remember when he blew a maniac in traffic who shot a thick cloud on his back for hours that he didn't get to see because of the eclipse. He never made it home because he was too tired.

I guess no one knows a horse egg when they see one...

Her: Touché. Here at The Meme Factory we look for people with a little...je ne sais quoi...
Him: I don't know what that means.
Her: Excellent. Welcome to the meme team.

I'm drunk and don't really know what I'm saying.

I need some help here - does this mean trans boys have a lot of energy?

I've been to a dine-in movie theater that had QR codes for the menu. Problem is, I typically don't bring my phone to a movie AND since you can order during the movie, who wants people turning their phones on to read a menu?

Pfft! Weekdays are for getting on top of all your work! Weekends are for bean bag naps!

My vehicle almost idles at that speed! Hope it works out for them. You could probably go faster on a bike. You know what I'm going to do? Read the article. I'll be back with an edit if needed.

Edit: 80% of Amsterdam will have a speed limit of 30km/hr to increase safety and reduce noise.

The aim of the clause was to prevent scalping of the truck.

Whatever your opinion on the subject is, I thought this was pretty incredible for aviation in general:

That’s a safety record of about one or two passenger fatalities per light-year traveled.

Surely they knew what they were doing when they drew that.

@BrikoX Thanks for that link on DuckDuckGo - interesting read.

I see nothing but winners here.

Might find your answer here around the 50,000 year mark.

Straight to jail.

Can we start calling him "The Royal formally known as Prince"?

Pulling my dad's finger always made him fart. Definitely not normal to have your finger connected to a pressure relief valve in your ass.

If you think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk, you might be a redneck.

-Jeff Foxworthy

I've enjoyed reading many of these comments and I wanted to expand a bit on the reason for the question.

Several friends of mine would camp for several days and do the kind of things guys do. Then we'd realize we're kind of gross, rude, not attractive, have a lot of shortcomings, and generally not full of great qualities. But, we've all been married a long time and will ask ourselves why in the hell did our wives agree to marry ugly, gross fools like us? We know why we married them; they're far better people than we are! My wife is obviously smarter than me and it isn't even a fair comparison.

In the end, I guess we make them laugh and are extremely wealthy.

I lied about the extremely wealthy part. I meant borderline poor.

It was in the Director's Cut.

Elon bought Box?

Not so quiet and not so secretive if it's being reported on is it?

I was conceived from a woman with a ball shaped egg and from a man with a sperm from a ball shaped ball. When I die, put my ashes in a colorful ball and return me to the ball pit so that my death may bring joy just as my conception did.

Still not enough experience for an entry level job at Baskin-Robbins.

I see AI has nightmares too.

You can go to this FAA Link and view "Records of Accidents and Incidents. Takes a bit to learn to interpret the data but there are a lot of incidents. If I recall it includes both commercial and general aviation.

Edited because I can't English properly.

She's still trying to figure out what he means when he says, "Just the tip."

@BlueLineBae That looks comfy af

@Stamets @corus_kt

This is my day today, except throw a few sharks in there.