CaptSatelliteJack

@CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol
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Today, I wore my Findlay Hats "Cozy," which is a gray natural fiber unstructured strapback. It was a limited release (48 pieces) that dropped in February of '22. To this day one of my favorite hats I've ever bought. Before that, it was my Chunky Chameleon, which was Hat of the Month from May of this year.

Yeah, cuz I give a real big damn what a lawyer thinks about game development.

You're not afraid to throw that thiccness around

I work at a bank call center. One time I had someone call to check the balance on an account they recently opened with us. The bank I work for is regional, and this caller was on the other side of the country. The account number they gave pointed to an expensive private school in our area. When I asked for more information, the caller said they gave someone 500$ to open the account for them, and that person gave them some checks from us with that account number. I got my lead on the line, did some more Q&A, and we determined this person had been scammed, and given fake checks. The lead said they would close the account. The next week I get a direct message from the fraud investigation team director asking me why this account wasn't closed. I was able to provide a screenshot of the message from my lead saying they were going to close the account. They thanked me and that was it. I went to check on it, and over 60,000$ in fraudulent checks had cleared the account in that week. I've only been working there a few months, and I'm 60,000% sure they would have dropped me like a hot potato on the spot.

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I remember a quote from spez a while ago where he basically said reddit isn't profitable, so we're not going to stop until it becomes profitable. Apparently that translates to "our platform isn't profitable, so we're not going to stop fucking it up until it becomes irrelevant."

You mean the American Fascist Party?

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My family is my family and I don't talk to them

I was hoping this was a Sadam Hussein meme

they are making games

Are they?

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Honestly, it's not typical, but neither was the rest of this situation. In cases where it's that clear there's fraud on the account, leads absolutely have the authority to either close or approve the closure of the account. I can't speak for all banks, but as far as I know, all leads at our centers have worked on the fraud teams, so they're very well versed in these matters.

I commend your commitment to keeping the bit fresh

Bro, there's a sign right there that says not to feed it, leave it alone

Tactical Breach Wizards! An absolutely incredible turn based breach-and-clear strategy game. The design is very approachable, the levels are gateau clever, and the writing is genuinely top-notch. I played the game for the characters just as much as for the game itself, if not more if we're being honest. I really truly can't recommend this one enough.

Little Kitty Big City, the superior cat game

Roboquest! An absolutely delightful high-speed rouge-lite first person. It feels very Borderlands-y, in both aesthetic and gunplay. The weapons include deagles, revolvers, assault rifles, machine guns, crossbows, grenades, (dual) chainsaws, power fists, Iron Man palms, shuriken, flamethrowers, and more! It's packed to the gills with secrets, challenges, and skill expression. Tons of fun, like, 25$ on Steam, two player co-op with matchmaking, go buy it.

Will they have an investigation about a dead wife with allergies?

I love dnd. I tried beyond but couldn't add things to my sheet because I didn't own the digital book. So I made my own system on Google sheets to build a character and play the game without needing to buy every single book for one race or feat.

Not any more, that's for damn sure

Oh my god I could hear it

>This widely used and highly active platform is a dumpster fire

>Try these instead

>"Are these platforms actually used by anyone?"

>idk lol

Thanks bro