OpenSuse needs no fork for it has no flaw. If you ever imagine that it can be improved, you should probably reconsider.

Why not get a small 1l cup instead?

...because the account isn't yet 6 months old in the first panel?

Fundamental attribution error. Wanting something to happen ≠ believing it should happen. When wanting becomes believing, you are fucked.

Too many people think that the world should bend the laws of reality to conform to their ideas. Gamblers are the prime example. They take something solvable by pure math and completely discard the solution, opting for a solution based on their wants instead of reality.

To punish us for the sin that is inventing JavaScript.

Stop any confrontation by yelling "enough!"

Drink verification can

Doing my best to change this. I am extremely toxic without engaging in political behavior.

But I want to make sleazy companies suffer...

Also it used to be fast, but got bloated and lost its greatest advantage. They abandoned every design choice that made them popular in the first place.

Ohh yes, the 2nd one is especially malicious. Perfect!

"cannibal" is a derogatory term. Nowadays we prefer to be called gourmetally challenged.

next time

Woah, calm down buddy. No reason why there should be a next time. Republicans are already creating projects as if there isn't.

Upvote = I laughed. That's what I came for. To many occasions nowadays where a post's main purpose is something other than making me laugh. Y'all need to entertain me better.

Or they just cannot complete with literal millions of people attempting to optimize their webpages for discovery using Google.

Turkish delight has the same energy as mystery meat. The name convinces us it's better than what we think it will be, but it never is.

Xbox boss "would love to find solutions" so games keep being profitable even after they're no longer being sold.

Yesss inject that 128kB into my veins.

Absolutely agree. Those trees will just end up getting molested and we should avoid it if possible.

Sorry everyone it's my fault. I switched to Firefox and Lemmy recently so Google and Facebook felt pressured to bring me back.

Sir this is Lemmy. We don't interact with people for trivialities.

Yeah. 4 accounts getting randomly banned was enough for me. This will just prey on the clueless who don't know your account can get shadow banned for any reason (or no reason).

That's a naughty number and we don't allow those.

Try not to talk about Linux on Lemmy challenge (impossible): failed.

Spies (respectfully).

I sometimes glance at my dashboard to see if any lights are yellow or red.

Yeah. Can't believe people actually wait 2 days before changing them. I try to go for at least 2 weeks.

There was no one responsible for JFK's assassination. His head just randomly exploded on its own.

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

They even teased it man... Pretty sure every kid has an existential crisis when they searched for that sequel in Google and found out it didn't exist.

In a lot of cases the sky isn't blue.

It's because he knows that an apple doesn't disappear forever. He might not have it right meow, but he will definitely have one In an indefinite amount of time.

Those potato spaghettifiers. Fuckers break when you try to push potatoes though. Waste of money.

Balboa

I use a hacksaw to get the cleanest cut!

We do a little bit of trolling.

The continent itself has a cape.

I would like to know about ASS, too.

How can I be A freeloader if I actively contribute to YouTube's downfall? I am a menace.

Košs KPH30i headphones. Those fuckers are an actual health hazard. They will make your ears suffer for the crime of putting them on.

Really sad cause Porta Pros are incredible. And I usually see people suggest getting the KPH30i instead. Don't do that.

Yeah. Did you know that Andromeda Galaxy will collide with Milky Way in 4.5 billion years? Gotta watch out for that one as well.