That is actually an advantage. Centralized platforms are able to achieve larger audiences, increasing the chance that I will be able to find content I actually care about.

Don't feed the AI

...because the account isn't yet 6 months old in the first panel?

Fundamental attribution error. Wanting something to happen ≠ believing it should happen. When wanting becomes believing, you are fucked.

Too many people think that the world should bend the laws of reality to conform to their ideas. Gamblers are the prime example. They take something solvable by pure math and completely discard the solution, opting for a solution based on their wants instead of reality.

To punish us for the sin that is inventing JavaScript.

Stop any confrontation by yelling "enough!"

Doing my best to change this. I am extremely toxic without engaging in political behavior.

Drink verification can

But I want to make sleazy companies suffer...

90% of the reason I even have discord is because people much smarter than me use it to share information. Nobody uses other areas suited for sharing information anymore. It's either Reddit or discord.

Oh, that one's easy! Just use the internet archivenevermind.

Also it used to be fast, but got bloated and lost its greatest advantage. They abandoned every design choice that made them popular in the first place.

Ohh yes, the 2nd one is especially malicious. Perfect!

"cannibal" is a derogatory term. Nowadays we prefer to be called gourmetally challenged.

next time

Woah, calm down buddy. No reason why there should be a next time. Republicans are already creating projects as if there isn't.

Upvote = I laughed. That's what I came for. To many occasions nowadays where a post's main purpose is something other than making me laugh. Y'all need to entertain me better.

Or they just cannot complete with literal millions of people attempting to optimize their webpages for discovery using Google.

Yesss inject that 128kB into my veins.

Xbox boss "would love to find solutions" so games keep being profitable even after they're no longer being sold.

And his lawyer?

Sorry everyone it's my fault. I switched to Firefox and Lemmy recently so Google and Facebook felt pressured to bring me back.

Absolutely agree. Those trees will just end up getting molested and we should avoid it if possible.

OpenSuse needs no fork for it has no flaw. If you ever imagine that it can be improved, you should probably reconsider.

Turkish delight has the same energy as mystery meat. The name convinces us it's better than what we think it will be, but it never is.

Sir this is Lemmy. We don't interact with people for trivialities.

That's a naughty number and we don't allow those.

Yeah. 4 accounts getting randomly banned was enough for me. This will just prey on the clueless who don't know your account can get shadow banned for any reason (or no reason).

Try not to talk about Linux on Lemmy challenge (impossible): failed.

Spies (respectfully).

I sometimes glance at my dashboard to see if any lights are yellow or red.

Yeah. Can't believe people actually wait 2 days before changing them. I try to go for at least 2 weeks.

There was no one responsible for JFK's assassination. His head just randomly exploded on its own.

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

They even teased it man... Pretty sure every kid has an existential crisis when they searched for that sequel in Google and found out it didn't exist.

In a lot of cases the sky isn't blue.

Why not get a small 1l cup instead?

Balboa

It's because he knows that an apple doesn't disappear forever. He might not have it right meow, but he will definitely have one In an indefinite amount of time.

Those potato spaghettifiers. Fuckers break when you try to push potatoes though. Waste of money.

How can I be A freeloader if I actively contribute to YouTube's downfall? I am a menace.

I use a hacksaw to get the cleanest cut!