Chef_Boyardee

@Chef_Boyardee@lemm.ee
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Joined 12 months ago

I love my state's flag. It is a great design. Got a giant one in my basement.

Edit: tried to add a picture. Not cool enough to figure it out.

Still rockin' my 6pro. I literally dropped it onto concrete today. It does have an otter box on it. But two years strong.

I have no sense of direction. None.

I work in construction. If I show up to a site that is completely built, I get lost. If the floor is symmetrical in layout, I am totally screwed. It took me two full days on site once to get adjusted.

When assigned to a new site, if there are more than a few turns in a commute, I'm using the GPS to get there for a couple of weeks.

Also, I had no idea half of the people on this planet couldn't whistle.

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There was a kid in grade school growing up that was a bully. He made a kid cry while we were waiting for our class picture to be taken in the 6th grade, and you can see that kid crying in the picture. I still think about it often.

The bully ended up being one of the greatest running backs my county ever knew. He was a game changer.

I randomly decided to look up the crying kid from the school picture a couple years ago. He is now a very successful man. I couldn't be any happier seeing that. It almost brought me to tears.

The bully was shot and killed in the streets a couple years after graduating high school.

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Joining the electrical union. I'm a convicted felon. The union gave me a future.

Old age support programs? Ah, I thought that was just called "I had to quit my job 7 months ago to take care of my father."

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America got someone triggered over paper.

User for 8 years. Still a good deal for me. No contracts. Great deals on phones. My bill this month is $34. Sorry, it's not a good fit for some people, tho.

Reminds me of a quote from a Reddit comment years ago:

"Sometimes we lack the strength to communicate, and we whisper what we need to shout."

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Nope. I'm pretty sure everyone has heard that chumbawumba song.

I can't think of the name, but that one superhero that wears the funny outfit.

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Just about everything wrong in my life is my fault.

Fix the problem. Not easy

44 year old, lifelong metalhead here. I refuse to listen to a bands current album if it isn't my favorite of theirs. Too many bands phone it in after only a few years. So, I definitely need to find the latest music available. Metal Injection has a ballot every year of about 200 albums. Of course it isn't a definitive list, but it's enough for me to keep up with everything.

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I'm surprised myself at the amount of people wishing death onto others throughout this community. It's definitely weird to me.

Botox. I got paralyzed from the waist up. Everyone calls me Riverdance now.

Thank God, another stupid person like me. We are strong in numbers.

I've been into the elder scrolls since chapter one. My favorite part of the series is that if there is a door, there is something behind it. So many games have doors that do nothing. I wish more games were like that.

The vocalist of cattle decapitation went as a YouTube video. He walked around with a massive white border saying in the video title. How to do pig squeal vocals. His name was Bobby Br00tal.

1993 Geo Metro. Scared the crap out of me on the highway.

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I just helped my father up the stairs.

Supersize Me

I was recently thinking about owning a house. Crazy right?

Yep, had to buy a house with my dad to achieve the American dream. I'll probably have to sell once he passes. I can afford the mortgage, but not the upkeep.

I am awesome.

I literally always have a second item on hand. The second I open something, I immediately add it toy grocery list. This gives me a lot of time to remember.

I keep running into obstacles preventing me from getting somewhere/finishing a job/getting laid.

I hardly ever have any reward or resolution in my dreams. Really frustrating

This Bastard is so Lazy, this Book is Just a Pamphlet

I want a bigger penis.

I wish there was an episode called, "So, I Married a Snacks Murderer."

In my Humboldt opinion, it doesn't matter what I watch as long as I consume enough shrooms. I watched Hot Tub Time Machine the last time. It was great.

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My outlet is the Metal Injection ballot. Every year I go through the 200 or so albums on the list.

My first phone was some badass Nokia from 1998. My first comp was in 1993. DX33 with a 1MB Genoa GPU, 8MB RAM, 250MB HDD, and a 2400 baud modem. That sumbitch was $3,000 back then.

Yes, 43 year old in America. Work in the DMV.

I've only owned one automatic. Currently drive a Fiesta ST. I can heel toe brake too.

Old Man Thunder by Ween

I'm actually surprised no one has mentioned it yet.

It's funny you ask. I used to hate them. But over time, I was determined to overcome my food phobias.

You'll probably have your answer when I tell you that when you brought three dimensions into the map analogy, my brain kind of melted.

I forget the channel, but this guy with long dark hair and a goatee covered this issue.

It's a no-brainer. You get a music service at the same price as everyone else. They just add on ad-free YouTube. I don't get why so many people hate the idea of it.

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Take up a sport. Kick the crap out of yourself with some intense cardio or something.

And sorry you can't smoke pot due to health reasons. That's what I do. I dislike exercise.