"Have you ever thought about why are we here?"
"Have you ever thought about why are we here?"
"Try the all new Lite Maga! All the bigotry and hatred you've come to expect, with half the calories!"
Gonna go with the floor. It really ties the whole room together.
"Oh Lord, they didn't bring a sacrifice chile."
Nintendo suing Harley Davidson for "two wheeled conveyance" patent infringement in 3... 2... 1...
So, we've created the Toilet Safety Administration. Wonderful.
Disgusting? Yes.
Accurate? Also yes, unfortunately.
"He called the shit poop!"
This is why i register as Republican. Never voted R once, but strangely and unlike several family members, I've never been purged from voter rolls, either.
WEIRD.
The "genocide Joe" crowd is deafeningly silent on this development, i see. How surprising.
Take some Obama racism, mix with some leftover Hilary misogyny, bake for 15 minutes, and ta-da! Anti-Harris campaign all set to be consumed by your average cousin fucking maga voter!
Four suitors? What is she, a billionaire?!
"Guess we'll just keep capturing territory until a fair deal is a reality, then."
Still waiting for tokenboomer, linkerbaan, return2ozma et al to say anything about this. I'll just hold my breath for a second...
One saving grace is this time, it ain't the diaper in Chief calling the shots. Biden won't hesitate to call the national guard if need be.
That being said, i think the violence is gonna happen at State capitals this time.... I hope I'm wrong.
Don't worry kiddo, the clouds'll start to piss you off too one day.
I. Agree. With. What. You're. Saying. But. Your. Punctuation. Is. Giving. Me. An. Aneurism.
Lol! Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid a debate with Kamala.
I say that dictatorship part because don’t think for a second that the GOP is gonna just roll over and die. Expect hard-line challenges to vote counts in every single swing state.
I've been saying this since Sunday. We just blew up the Death Star, but the Empire is still a threat. The fight ain't over, yet.
They became black just for the interview.
This presidential protection detail has been provided by the Uvalde Sheriff's Dept.
I like him, but PLEASE don't vacate a Senate seat right now..! The balance is too tenuous at the moment. The Rs just lost a seat with Vance that could be filled with someone that isn't batshit crazy; let's not pull the same stunt in AZ.
E: I'm hearing that the way it works in AZ is that the person leaving their seat gets to assign the new member. If that's the case, then i withdraw my complaint.
The joke on The Daily Show the other day was that she's too young to be president and too old to be a woman...
2000, checking in. Dubya didn't win.
It's ok, she can just use that money to pay of a pornstar. We've all seen that's totally acceptable as far as the Repubes are concerned.
See, that comma is doing some interesting work here. My interpretation is that sex itself is not allowed to enter the museum. I'm not seeing any rules prohibiting patrons from engaging in naked fun time.
He's not a cunt, he lacks the warmth and depth. He's lower than a cunt. He's a cankle.
There ain’t a gram of good faith here.
Agreed. Now, stop defending the CONVICTED CHILD RAPIST, you creepy fucking weirdo.
Automatic upvote for the Princess. Moro lives!
Well, yeah. Wouldn't wanna get involved in one of those limp-wristed, rainbow colored LIBRUL executions, now would we?
Is he a knife magnet? How does this keep happening to him? Did he do something wrong, or something?
It's only violence if you try and stop them, you filthy lefty.
That's understood. But, i get to vote in the REPUBLICAN primary, and i assure you, my vote doesn't go to the standard R candidate.
I'm positive an investigation into his donors would reveal absolutely zero connections to any for-profit prison companies... it's just completely random, I'm sure.
Pelosi is a fossilized old barnacle that need to be scraped from the hull. If you're old enough to remember when steam was the number one source of power, it's time to step aside and let some younger blood take the reins.
IMHO.
I'm sorry to hear that! Don't worry, it'll get better as more people join, just you wait!
I guess it sounds weird to Republican ears because it’s not hyper-repressed and rigid
Feminine joy is something they've never experienced before, and it scares them.
"Hey JP, how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?"
"Christians" didn't give two shits about abortion until integrating schools became a thing in the South. Then, suddenly, we care about the "unborn."
Just gonna leave this here:
"The unborn are a convenient group of people to advocate for. They never make demands of you; they are morally uncomplicated, unlike the incarcerated, addicted, or the chronically poor; they don’t resent your condescension or complain that you are not politically correct; unlike widows, they don’t ask you to question patriarchy; unlike orphans, they don’t need money, education, or childcare; unlike aliens, they don’t bring all that racial, cultural, and religious baggage that you dislike; they allow you to feel good about yourself without any work at creating or maintaining relationships; and when they are born, you can forget about them, because they cease to be unborn. You can love the unborn and advocate for them without substantially challenging your own wealth, power, or privilege, without re-imagining social structures, apologizing, or making reparations to anyone. They are, in short, the perfect people to love if you want to claim you love Jesus, but actually dislike people who breathe. Prisoners? Immigrants? The sick? The poor? Widows? Orphans? All the groups that are specifically mentioned in the Bible? They all get thrown under the bus for the unborn.”
Shoulda used that money for a one-off Anti School Drug Event.