Chuckles

@Chuckles@lemmy.world
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Joined 1 years ago

A human trying to be better...butter,....no....better. #toast

Stupid shit like this hits hard to some folks in the south. I have family members are pissed how "everything is changing", so much in fact that this very thing caused a disturbance at a local college pub. Last year, one of my dumbass family members was thrown out for being rude. When I asked him what happened he said...

" That god damn Yankee girl wanted to know if I wanted a fucking pop. What the fuck is a pop? So I asked her. She said something like a soda or whatever and I told her, it's a fucking coke and she needs to go back to fucking Chicago and get fucked. Don't bring your stupid shit down here."

Even more f'd up, is he would have ordered a Sprite.

I dislike a few of my relatives.

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"Most private health insurance in California designates children’s hearing aids as cosmetic or elective devices. "

TIL hearing aids for deaf kids are considered cosmetic. I guess looking cool is better than hearing them talk about your outfit.

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Came in here to mention how much a of a dick Maynard was to a seamstress friend of mine. It was an hour or so before showtime and she had the audacity to replace the button on his vintage leather Cavaricci pants with one that wasn't an actual Cavaricci button. He treated her like a foolish peasant that should have been more prepared to deal with an elite. Seems kinda light considering the other posts, but anytime I can call him out for being a dick, I'mma do it.

Edit: a letter.

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Just to clarify...is /showerthoughts just a place to post an opinion?

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RIP Yo-Yo Man. ♥️

Oh the irony.

"...law firm it hired, Pender & Coward"

Windows XP

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Yeah but Octavius had a defective chip attached to his brain. Stone is a defective chip dangling from the asshole of America.

Didn't even notice and I can't not see it now.

Why you gotta leave out the og? 7up is the quintessential lemon lime beverage. Much better in a cocktail, IMO.

On a trip in Nola and took the kids for a treat at the Cheesecake Factory. 3 sodas and an iced tea was $21. Won't be back for that reason alone. We are being fleeced.

Fried chicken and croissants.

Hitman 47

You have chosen....unwisely.

Looking at you Teams Messenger. Oh, how I hate thee...

Came here to say the same. He is brilliant. The MIT songwriting vid really highlights how brilliant he is.

https://youtu.be/LdtK_oiyJAo?si=VH994dmGLsQmA2y8

Read the Narrator as Bill Hader doing his impression of Keith Morrison from Dateline.

Love this. Dude looks like Rob Schneider doing an SNL skit of Freddie Mercury in a stoner rock band. Fuck yeah!

I tried because so many of my friends dig them. I just can't get past the songs that seem like they're written with a rhyming dictionary and they're full of teeny bopper cliches. I love the guitar tone and some of the riffs but I just can't get past those dumbass lyrics.

Phish is a weird one. When I listen to a whole record it kind of all sounds like one long song. An experimental variation on the theme. But live.... Holy s***. I'll go see him anytime they're close.

Love locks I believe. A couple writes their names on the lock, attach it to a bridge or structure and then toss the key as a symbol that their love is forever.

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As someone that is on the marketing side of individuals renting condos for vacations, the ones that buy the quality stuff, are able to get more revenue per booking, and a better retention. It not only applies to the kitchen, but to things you wouldn't expect, like sheets, towels, and toilet paper. Go cheap on any of those, and you'll read about it in a 2 star review.

Correct. 🤷

Bought a fixer upper in June 2020 from a couple way in over their head. Zillow's estimate puts me up 38% from my purchase but with everything Ive added/built/fixed, I think I could double the price if I wanted to sell it- cool house in a now popular neighborhood. Doing well, I guess.

That's sweet. Do you have one?

100% agree.

tool

Really gave me a whole new perspective. Thanks for that.

Duh. My bad. I shouldn't comment when I'm 3 beers in and my glasses were in the other room. Thanks!

Since it's "good to be specific."

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/baguette

That sucks, friend. As a long time musician that struggles with tinnitus, I totally f****** feel for you. It hasn't affected my hearing, but I know it's coming.

Don't get me started on health care. I think it should be a part of our taxes (not free) and no one should be without basic healthcare and wellness treatment. How it would work in this cluster f*** environment of personality centered patriotism and unfettered profiteering, I have no idea. Would love to be able to have a legitimate conversation about it without it being a trope-fest of buzzwords.

I didn't bother and was gonna give it a walk around. Downloaded but can't access without an invite.

I was at a cocktail party a couple of weeks ago, and had an engaging conversation with 4 other dads about our choices and regrets in kitchen appliances....and lawnmowers.

Granpa...is that you?

My MIL has had really good luck with non-thc CBD creams for arthritis. Done it daily for the the last couple of years and she swears by it. Don't have personal experience with it, but she recently opened a jar of pasta sauce in front of me and didn't blink. Hope you get some relief.

I am a HUGE fan of the music. Still a prick.

Forgot to mention...floor seat tix for the upcoming show in Birmingha, AL are $175-300 each. Fuck em all.

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