ClassifiedPancake

Yeet a person at this person from a trebuchet!

Imagine using this for execution

Animals are not a hobby

That’s true but I wanted to point out that keeping a pet healthy is something you should do because it’s your obligation as a pet owner and human with empathy, not because you personally enjoy its company.

Melendez - Fuck you all

Coffee is either a social thing for me or part of a nice sunday breakfast with quality beans, a hand grinder and V60 filter. I don't believe it gives me actual energy, I prefer better sleep for that.

In other situations I drink tea. I always love browsing tea shops on holiday trips and get some for me or as gifts. There is a limitless variety of tea available. Something for everyone.

Because financial issues only keep the plot from moving forward.

The WD TV Media Player was pure garbage.

Also hated the Macbook Pro with the Butterfly Keyboard.

And probably a lot of smaller tech that I forgot about.

What’s even more outrageous is the amount of one-time-use battery vapes that are being sold and are obviously not recycled properly but end up in nature or, at best, in landfills. I don’t get how this is still allowed…

You’re probably joking, but in case you’re not: Electric cars must make an artificial sound on low speeds in Europe to alert people. The motor is too quiet on its own.

They are buying cheap earbuds and rant about cheap manufacturing. Doesn't make sense. I think it's a genius solution to avoid ridiculous licensing costs. Also why does it matter if the audio goes through the cable or wireless? In this price range it all sounds like shit.

A birthday party of a friend a few years ago. I’m extremely bad keeping a conversation up with strangers who I have nothing in common with and that was basically every single person at this event (except for the friend who was very busy naturally). I was also the only person who was alone there and didn’t know anyone really. After a few brief awkward short conversations I started keeping to myself, playing on the phone, trying to look like I don’t care, but people noticed and my friend tried to put me in groups. But I could just not fit in with them and the fact that I would need this kind of help socializing made me feel even worse. I could not drink because I was there with the car, that would’ve loosened me up a bit. It was horrible. So I drove back home and watched a movie.

I’m all digital. Don’t have to worry about where my notebook is, my tasks and calendar are available through my phone, tablet, computer. And I get reminded on time sensitive things. I can make templates for repeating tasks like my vacation checklist. I’m reminded on birthdays that are coming up so I have time for presents. I never feel like I’m forgetting anything. It’s perfect for how my brain works.

Don’t Look Up. It felt like a movie made by a Redditor who thinks he’s really smart.

Exactly what I keep saying. Do they get the job done? Yes or No? Very simple question in my opinion.

This all-or-nothing mentality is harmful to any cause.

I hope Apple will finally allow custom search engines because the current workaround when wanting to use Kagi as default in iOS Safari is a shitty user experience (and I'm not blaming Kagi for that)

I was with a friend at a pub that had karaoke night. He’s the extroverted kind and got us into a group of girls. I sat there for a bit and sang quietly with the music, never thought much of my voice or myself for that matter. The girl next to me listened and told me „Holy shit you sing great!“. She got me to go on stage and it was so much fun! People loved it. We talked a while afterwards. She was clearly into me. It didn’t work out because she still had a boyfriend but damn did it lift my self esteem! And I got singing lessons for a year.

A sample set of cheap shower gel.

When I used a similar feature in Ice Cubes (Mastodon app) it generated very detailed but ultimately useless text because it does not understand the point of the image and focuses on things that don’t matter. Could be better here but I doubt it. I prefer writing my own alt text but it’s better than nothing.

To be precise: Fast work leads to more work.

I always think I stand out but I probably don’t.

Have you tried barefoot shoes?

I made sure to dislike the moment this sponsorship came up and closed the video. With analytics they should see the connection.

The one where the door fell off? Yeah that's not very typical, I'd like to make that point.

I don’t know the whole situation but reading this it could be he just happened to go the same way and maybe whistled because he wanted to make himself noticed by animals. But it sure seems creepy!

My mother is the opposite. She will make sure to correct every word even it it’s clear what it meant.

I meant „even if“ not „even it“

My mom couldn't handle that. I also think there is still enough cool things to experience even though the world is going to shit right now.

Isn’t that the kind of display in folding phones?

In Germany we have this stupid tradition with Maibäume (Maypole) were young people carry a tree around and place it in front of the house of their beloved ones. The bigger the tree the better.

The Ten Commandments

Maybe it was Slavoj Zizek!

It was not.

Strawberry season

I wish Toonstruck would get its remaster and sequel.

200

Batmanbat

Laugh at me and say I’m stupid.

I used Soundiiz and it works pretty good. Gives you an overview after the import so you can see what’s missing or wrong.

Destroys even!