Cliffjumper

@Cliffjumper@lemmy.world
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Joined 1 years ago

They/Them

Oh look, another one.

YouTube: premium is increasing

Spotify: we're increasing your sub

Bank: we're increasing your mortgage

Supermarket: we're increasing your food spend

Car insurance: we're increasing your premium

Household bills: we're increasing water, gas and electricity

Broadband: we're increasing your fees

Cellphone: your contract renewal is higher than last year

Salary: fuck you, peasant

Bank Of England: Just stop spending

Disney: Hi ...

14 more...

There is. That word is "alles".

Oh no, I completely agree and I continue with it because I really like the service. It just so happens that it's on top of a whole raft of other increases, some of which are absolutely not justified.

8 foot tall penis beast murders everyone you meet

The scene where Hulk jumps into Ultron's jet and, from off screen, you get James Spader's exasperated "Oh, for god's sake".

Love that moment.