CluckN

@CluckN@lemmy.world
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Joined 1 years ago

What if I need a hand for doomscrolling?

Almost as good as the dude who tried beating it while his TV was cooking in the oven.

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That has to be rough when your $400 million dollar shooter game gets 3% of the player count that a Godot fishing game gets.

Gets huge government grant

Fires 120% of staff

Uses ChatGPT to tweet gospel

Funnels the money into private car collection

Bungie could never compete with this CEO

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It’s catch and release so they let them go afterwards where they found them. Horseshoe crab blood is an essential biomedical tool that’s saved countless lives.

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Bad. This girl does more good to the cause than hurt. We need more of her and less silly people to change minds.

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It’s an anticoagulant and can detect the smallest traces of endotoxins in medicine. I’m sure I’m missing some details but there are some great medical journals that detail the process and help explain why it’s $60,000 a gallon.

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According to Ross, six days before the Titan submarine imploded, the sub’s pilot and the company’s cofounder, Stockton Rush, crashed the vessel into a launch mechanism bulkhead while the vessel was attempting to resurface from dive 87. […] but Ross said he did not know if an inspection of the sub was carried out afterward.

How does every new detail about the excursion keep getting worse? Next week I’m going to learn they used Saran wrap for the windows.

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Google added sorting by color on Black History Month and the world just fuckin’ watched.

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Yeah you can pay a little extra to get them cremated

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This meme would’ve decimated my 3rd grade cafeteria.

You unsubscribed from marketing it looks like the next two messages were for upcoming appointments.

Who cares

Old people and strict Catholics who unfortunately make up 120% of voters.

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When he changed his username to all numbers that must’ve been the first close call.

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It’s been here since 2003

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Imagine dedicating 6 years to get a PhD and then watching 2 alligators bang for 36 minutes.

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Spurlock's film follows a 30-day period from February 1 to March 2, 2003, during which he claimed to only consume McDonald's food, although he later disclosed he was also drinking heavily.

That could skew the results.

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So quirky! Did they pull out their sp0rks and duel???

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Elderly people finding a slot machine that involves colorful lights.

There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

That’s something the Gex of Lemmy would say.

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Too many pixels I can still read Jif

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11 minutes for 100 Pokémon seems a bit long for someone who is a diehard Nintendo fan.

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Would’ve been interesting if the whale blubber they were harvesting in the second movie cured cancer instead of being some luxury, “it makes you look young” juice.

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Did Beethoven clean his piano after every sonata?

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Holy hell that sounds like a parody community made by 4chan.

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haha British rule

I agree with you, but it feels like a good time to point out that Vending Machines kill on average 13 people a year. Money means nothing compared to getting away with murder.

Lmao Vegans can’t even stand being in a community with other Vegans.

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Yeah I have no idea how I fell for the same, “Trump is in real trouble this time” article that journalists have been pumping out for the last 6 years.

Damn that’s like 120% of the active playerbase

Linux sounds good but I never see it discussed on this website. How am I suppose to use Arch if nobody else does?

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By the Nine this is so compressed that the MsPaint blue rectangle has artifacts.

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That’s crazy, 91 is very old for a dog.

Your dick would burn off

Having a purse allows even more storage

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Can you lower the quality a bit I’m running out of bandwidth.

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I can’t wait for someone in 2077 to make a documentary about this by plagiarizing an article that goes hour by hour.

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Holy shit you were the driver?

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This edit feels forced.